OUR CLOSE FRIEND JAMES CARVILLE WARNS TAMPA STRIPPERS TO BEWARE OF GOP WALL STREET LAWYERS LIKE KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS! CARVILLE ADVISES THAT WHEN THEY CHANGE THEIR PANTIES AND COUNT THEIR BENJAMINS THESE UNSUSPECTING TAMPA STRIPPERS MAY FIND MONOLOPY MONEY. IT WOULDN’T BE THE FIRST TIME THAT GOP YOUNG GUNS USED SWITCH AND BAIT. JUST ASK PAUL RYAN ABOUT HIS MEDICARE VOUCHER PLAN! YOUNG LADIES: JUST BECAUSE THESE NICE YOUNG MEN MAYBE WEARING EXPENSIVE ALLIGATOR SHOES DOESN’T MEAN THESE CLASS WARRIOR PREDATORS DON’T HAVE THE HEARTS OF REPTILES

KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS! DID YOU EVER HEAR OF THE FRIENDS OF CANCER RESEARCH? YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE A CONGRESSMAN OR A MEMBER OF THE BELTWAY ELITE TO JOIN THIS WONDERFUL ADOVACY GROUP! KEITH ROTHFUS, WHY HAVE YOU BEEN MIA IN THE BATTLE TO SUPPORT CANCER RESEARCH? OUR AREA EMPLOYS MANY IN WORLD-CLASS CANCER RESEARCH, PARTIALLY FUNDED BY GOVERNMENT GRANTS! IS YOUR TOTAL LACK OF INTEREST IN CANCER RESEARCH BECAUSE PAUL RYAN AND YOUR TEA PARTY FRIENDS WANT TO GUT THE NIH’S BUDGET? WE HAVE REACHED OUT MICHAEL DOUGLAS. WE HOPE HE IS AS APPALLED AS WE ARE IN YOUR CAMPAIGN’S EFFORTS TO PLAY THE CANCER CARD AND EXPLOIT CANCER SURVIVORSHIP FOR PURELY PARTISAN POLITICAL PURPOSES WHICH CUTS CANCER RESEARCH AND DENIES ACCESS TO THE POOR! MR. DOUGLAS MAY BE SOON GRACING THE BURGH WITH A VISIT! WHEN MICHAEL DOUGLAS COMES TO TOWN MR. ROTHFUS, YOU WILL HAVE NOTHING TO BLAME BUT THE HYPOCRICY AND DESPARATION OF YOUR OWN CRUSADE TO RETURN TO THE BELTWAY!

KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS, DENOUNCE REP. AKIN AND FIRE DR. JOHN WILKE AS YOUR “LEGIMATE RAPE” ADVISOR!

“US DISTRICT JUDGE GLADYS KESSLER…DISMISSED A LAWSUIT FILED BY THE AMERICAN CENTER FOR LAW AND JUSTICE, A CHRISTIAN LEGAL GROUP FOUNDED BY TELEVANGELIST PAT ROBERTSON ON BEHALF OF FIVE AMERICANS WHO CAN AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE BUT HAVE CHOSEN FOR YEARS NOT TO BUY IT….” (2/23/2011) KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS FORMER EMPLOYEE OF PAT ROBERTSON, DOESN’T HAVE A CLUE ABOUT HEALTH CARE POLICY…. BUT MAYBE HE DOES? THIS VIDEO IS DEDICATED TO THE KEITH THE CANDIDATE HEALTH CARE PLAN!

PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON ATTACKS RYAN-ROTHFUS PLAN TO DISMANTLE MEDICARE TO PAY FOR TAX CUTS FOR THE WEALTHIEST! KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS, FORMER EMPLOYEE OF PAT ROBERTSON, STOP YOUR CLASS WAR ON WESTERN PENNSYLVANIA SENIORS!

WE CITIZEN JOUNRNALISTS ARE UNAFRAID TO ASK THE TOUGH HARD QUESTIONS! WE ASKED KEITH ROTHFUS TO EXPLAIN HIS WORK FOR PAT ROBERTSON. SILENCE! WE ASKED KEITH ROTHFUS TO DISCUSS HIS WORK AT FEMA. SILENCE! WE ASKED KEITH ROTHFUS TO DENOUNCE HARRSIBURG’S ATTEMPTS TO KEEP SENIORS FROM VOTING! SILENCE! WE ASKED KEITH ROTHFUS TO CLEAN OUT PAUL RYAN’S YOUNG GUN FRAT HOUSE, PROVIDING TAX-FREE HOUSING IN THE PEOPLE’S HOUSE AND THEIR OFFICES. SILENCE! WE ASKED KEITH ROTHFUS TO DENOUNCE GOP REP. TODD AKIN AND HIS “LEGITMATE RAPE” COMMENTS! SILENCE! THE SILENCE OF KEITH THE CANDIDATE ON THESE HIGHLY LEGITMATE QUESTIONS IS DEAFENING!

IS THE PAUL RYAN-KEITH ROTHFUS CLASS WAR AGAINST WESTERN PA SENIORS BLANTANTLY IMMORAL?

WILL KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS AVAIL HIMSELF IF ELECTED (THE WORST NIGHTMARE OF THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS) TO THE SAME FEDERAL HOUSING PROGRAM THAT HIS MENTOR PAUL RYAN RESIDES IN: THE US CAPITOL OFFICE PUBLIC HOUSING PROJECT? MR. ROTHFUS, PLEASE TAKE A PLEDGE NOT USE FEDERAL BELTWAY HOUSING, TAX FREE! EVEN A FAKE TEA PARTY CANDIDATE, LIKE YOURSELF, WOULD NOT LIVE IN FEDERALLY FUNDED HOUSING, THEIR HOUSE OFFICE, THAT IS FUNDED TO SERVE THE PEOPLE OF WESTERN PA, WITHOUT EVEN PAYING TAXES FOR THE USE OF THESE PLUSH SURROUNDINGS, AT THE CENTER OF BELTWAY LARGESSE! DON’T FOLLOW THE PAUL RYAN BELTWAY LARGESSE HOUSING PLAN AT THE TAXPAYER’S EXPENSE!

KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS AIRED HIS FIRST AD TODAY. WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS DISAGREE WITH THE NOTION THAT HE IS ONE OF US AND THAT HE SHARES OUR VALUES: 1. MR. ROTHFUS IS A BUFFALO BILLS FAN. 2. MOST VOTERS IN THE PA 12TH DON’T RUN ETERNAL CAMPAIGNS TO RETURN TO THE BELTWAY, WHILE TRYING TO RAISE 6 SIX KIDS AND LIVING OFF THEIR WIFE’S TRUST FUND. 3. MOST VOTERS IN THE PA 12TH DON’T WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE BELTWAY OR BELTWAY ELITISITS. 4. MOST VOTERS N THE PA 12TH DON’T WANT TO DESTROY MEDICARE TO APPEASE THEIR BELTWAY ELITIST BACKERS. 5. MOST VOTERS IN THE REGION HAVE NOT WORKED FOR FAITH HEALER PAT ROBERTSON NOR WOULD THEY EVER WORK FOR PAT ROBERTSON.

WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS WERE NOT IN THE BAYOU FOR MORE THAN 48 HOURS, WHEN A BELTWAY SITE GOPYOUNGDUDS.COM APPEARED IN A BOLD ATTEMPT TO POACH OUR THOUSANDS OF READERS! WE OFFER THE FOLLOWING FREE ADVICE TO THIS WELL-FUNDED SITE: 1. STAND FOR SOMETHING! ATTACKING A BAD CANDIDATE IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. WE FULLY UNDERSTAND THAT KEITH ROTHFUS, THE FORMER EMPLOYEE OF PAT ROBERTSON IS A FAILED BELTWAY FEMA OFFICIAL, WHO WANTS TO DENY WESTERN PA SENIORS THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE. BUT WE FIGHT FOR THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS. 2. BE FAIR! WE GAVE KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS COUNTLESS ATTEMPTS TO STANDUP FOR WESTERN PA SENIORS, YET HE COWARDLY REFUSES TO DO THE RIGHT THING. THE POINT IS WE GAVE ROTHFUS THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT. 3. USE YOUR IMAGINATION! THOMAS FRIEDMAN SAID 9/11 OCCURRED BECAUSE OF A FAILURE OF IMAGINATION! WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS DO NOT LACK FERTILE IMAGINATIONS. WE HAVE NIGHTMARES EVERYDAY ABOUT WHAT SENDING KEITH ROTHFUS TO CONGRESS WILL MEAN FOR THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS. GOPYOUNGDUDS.COM THANKS FOR DISTURBING OUR MUCH NEEDED VACATION!