BREAKING NEWS: ACCORDING TO CITIZEN JOURNALISTS SOURCES, KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS, CUT HIS FACE WHILE BOW HUNTING IN SOMERSET! WOW! THIS AVERAGE GUY TAKES TIME OFF THE TRAIL FOR BOW HUNTING, JUST LIKE JOHN KERRY! WOW! THE ROTHFUS CAMPAIGN IS STARTING TO RESEMBLE THE KERRY OR DUKAKSIS PRESDENTIAL CAMPAIGNS!