KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS, WE CITIZEN JOURNALIST HAVE BIG HEARTS! PLEASE BEWARE OF FORMER JOURNALIST AND THE ANGRY STRIPPER, SARAH TRESSLER! IF YOU OR OTHER YOUNG GUNS FIND A STRIPPER, WHO WANTS TO INTERVIEW YOU DURING A LAP DANCE, I WOULD BE VERY CAUTIOUS! IT COULD BE THE ANGRY STRIPPER HERSELF!

OUR CLOSE FRIEND JAMES CARVILLE WARNS TAMPA STRIPPERS TO BEWARE OF GOP WALL STREET LAWYERS LIKE KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS! CARVILLE ADVISES THAT WHEN THEY CHANGE THEIR PANTIES AND COUNT THEIR BENJAMINS THESE UNSUSPECTING TAMPA STRIPPERS MAY FIND MONOLOPY MONEY. IT WOULDN’T BE THE FIRST TIME THAT GOP YOUNG GUNS USED SWITCH AND BAIT. JUST ASK PAUL RYAN ABOUT HIS MEDICARE VOUCHER PLAN! YOUNG LADIES: JUST BECAUSE THESE NICE YOUNG MEN MAYBE WEARING EXPENSIVE ALLIGATOR SHOES DOESN’T MEAN THESE CLASS WARRIOR PREDATORS DON’T HAVE THE HEARTS OF REPTILES

KEITH ROTHFUS: LIVING THE LIFE AND LIVING IT LARGE IN TAMPA, THE USA’S CAPITAL OF STRIP CLUBS! KEITH ROTHFUS, FORMER EMPLOYEE OF PAT ROBERTSON, I HOPE YOUR POLE DANCER IS COVERED BY HER SUGAR DADDY’S MEDICAL PLAN!!!