KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS: WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS HAVE PREPARED A TRAVEL GUIDE FOR YOUR TAMPA EXCURSION WITH BELTWAY ELITES! IF YOU ARE AT ONE OF THESE GENTLEMEN’S CLUBS WITH YOUR FELLOW NRCC YOUNG GUNS DON’T LET THE SPIRIT MOVE YOU AND START DANCING TOO, LIKE THAT SEA OF GALILEE SKINNY DIPPER AND FELLOW YOUNG GUN REP. KEVIN YODER!!! ONE LAST THING: IT IS NOT PROPER STRIP CLUB ETIQUETTE TO HAVE HEATED DISCUSSIONS ABOUT “FORCIBLE RAPE” WITH YOUR FELLOW BELTWAY ELITE POLICY WONKS!

WE CITIZEN JOUNRNALISTS ARE UNAFRAID TO ASK THE TOUGH HARD QUESTIONS! WE ASKED KEITH ROTHFUS TO EXPLAIN HIS WORK FOR PAT ROBERTSON. SILENCE! WE ASKED KEITH ROTHFUS TO DISCUSS HIS WORK AT FEMA. SILENCE! WE ASKED KEITH ROTHFUS TO DENOUNCE HARRSIBURG’S ATTEMPTS TO KEEP SENIORS FROM VOTING! SILENCE! WE ASKED KEITH ROTHFUS TO CLEAN OUT PAUL RYAN’S YOUNG GUN FRAT HOUSE, PROVIDING TAX-FREE HOUSING IN THE PEOPLE’S HOUSE AND THEIR OFFICES. SILENCE! WE ASKED KEITH ROTHFUS TO DENOUNCE GOP REP. TODD AKIN AND HIS “LEGITMATE RAPE” COMMENTS! SILENCE! THE SILENCE OF KEITH THE CANDIDATE ON THESE HIGHLY LEGITMATE QUESTIONS IS DEAFENING!