BREAKING NEWS: CITIZEN JOURNALIST SOURCES TELL US THAT IN A DESPARATE ATTEMPT TO BIG FOOT THE BIG DOG’S (PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON) RALLY FOR CONGRESSMAN CRITZ, THAT NEWLY ELECTED CAMBRIA GOP COMMISSIONER DOUG LEGENFELDER WILL ENDORSE KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS AT THE CAMBRIA COURTHOUSE. MR. LEGENFELDER IS A FRIENDLY WELL-INTENTIONED FIRST-TIME PUBLIC OFFICIAL WHO IN KEEPING WITH THE DOG ANALOGY COULD BE CONSIDERED A PUPPY DOG WHO HAS BEEN NEWLY HOUSEBROKEN! SO LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT: WJC FOR CRITZ; DRL FOR ROTHFUS! WOW!!