MR. KEITH ROTHFUS, FORMER OF EMPLOYEE OF PAT ROBERTSON. YOUR FORMER EMPLOYER COULD HAVE SAVED THE RNC CONVENTION FROM HURRICANE ISAAC! BUT YOU GOP EXTREMISTS ARE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME GRAPPLING WITH ALL THOSE TEMPTATIONS IN THE TAMPA STRIP CLUBS! WE CITiZEN JOURNALISTS IN JESUS’S NAME FORBID YOU TO SELL OUT OUR CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT TO BELTWAY ELITES AND GLOBAL INTERESTS!

OUR CLOSE FRIEND JAMES CARVILLE WARNS TAMPA STRIPPERS TO BEWARE OF GOP WALL STREET LAWYERS LIKE KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS! CARVILLE ADVISES THAT WHEN THEY CHANGE THEIR PANTIES AND COUNT THEIR BENJAMINS THESE UNSUSPECTING TAMPA STRIPPERS MAY FIND MONOLOPY MONEY. IT WOULDN’T BE THE FIRST TIME THAT GOP YOUNG GUNS USED SWITCH AND BAIT. JUST ASK PAUL RYAN ABOUT HIS MEDICARE VOUCHER PLAN! YOUNG LADIES: JUST BECAUSE THESE NICE YOUNG MEN MAYBE WEARING EXPENSIVE ALLIGATOR SHOES DOESN’T MEAN THESE CLASS WARRIOR PREDATORS DON’T HAVE THE HEARTS OF REPTILES

BREAKING NEWS! IT LOOKS THE HURRICAN IS GOING UPEND KEITH THE CANDIDATE’S ADDRESS TO THE RNC TAMPA CONVENTION! WELL, THIS WILL GIVE THE FORMER EMPLOYEE OF PAT ROBERTSON,KEITH ROTHFUS, EXTRA TIME TO DO LAP DANCES FOR BELTWAY ELITE DONORS OR THEIR MASTERS THAT WANT TO WAGE CLASS WAR ON SENIORS AROUND THE NATION AND ESPECIALLY RIGHT HERE IN WESTERN PA!