JAMES (CARVILLE) ASKS IF KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS IS “CLUELESS”? JAMES WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS ASSURE YOU THAT ROTHFUS IS OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS!

JAMES (CARVILLE) WILL BE APPEARING WITH KARL ROVE TOMORROW ON PCN AT 8PM DURING A PA CHAMBER DEBATE! WE HOPE TO COVER JAMES’ BIG GAME REPTILE HUNT PERSONALLY! REMEMBER: “IT’S THE MIDDLE CLASS, STUPID!”

WHILE WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS HAVE NOT TAKEN A POSIITION ON THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE, WE DO LIKE THIS NEW AMERICAN PRIORITIES AD. IT BROUGHT TEARS TO THE EYES OF ONE OF OUR MORE EMOTIONAL COLLEAGUES! AS OUR FRIEND JAMES (CARVILLE) HAS ALWAYS SAID: “IT’S THE MIDDLE CLASS STUPID!”

WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS BELIEVE IN MENTORS! JAMES CARVILLE IS OUR MENTOR! IT’S THE MIDDLE CLASS STUPID, JAMES! WE HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY FROM THE CNN LONGUE IN CHARLOTTE! IT IS WONDERFUL THAT CONGRESSMAN MARK CRITZ HAS PRESIDENT CLINTON AS HIS MENTOR! CRITZ, LET’S GET SOMETHING DONE FOR THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS!

WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS BELIEVE THE DESPARATE ROTHFUS CAMPAIGN IS “BORROWING” HEAVILY FROM THE NEW WILL FERRELL COMEDY, THE CAMPAIGN, WHICH IS A SATIRE ON THE POISONOUS ROLE OF THE BELTWAY IN CONGRESSIONAL POLITICS! WE UNDERSTAND WHY ROTHFUS’S CRUSADE TO RETURN TO THE BELTWAY AT THE EXPENSE OF THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS WOULD BE ATTRACTED TO THIS FILM! WE ASKED JAMES CARVILLE, OUR EDITORIAL ADVISOR ABOUT THE ROTHFUS CAMPAIGN “BORROWING IDEAS FROM THIS FILM AND JAMES PROCLAIMED: “THE GOP HAVEN’T HAD A NEW IDEA SINCE HUBERT HOOVER! THESE BELTWAY SNAKEHANDLERS ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW IDEAS TO FOOL AND DISTRACT VOTERS!” JAMES, WE COULDN’T HAVE SAID IT ANY BETTER. IN HONOR OF GOP BELTWAY SNAKEHANDLERS LIKE MR. ROTHFUS, WE OFFER THE FOLLOWING CLIP FROM THE CAMPAIGN:

OUR EDITORIAL ADVISOR, JAMES CARVILLE, IS SO PLEASED WITH OUR WORK IN DEFENDING THE MIDDLE CLASS AGAINST “THAT GOP BELTWAY SNAKEHANDLER ROTHFUS!” THAT HE OFFERED US A $50 PRIMANTI’S GIFT CARD TO SHOW US THE LOVE! JAMES, WE LIKE PRIMANTI’S TOO BUT WE’D PREFER A BOTTLE OF THAT FINE AMERICAN BOURBON THAT YOU SERVED US IN NOLA! IT’S THE MIDDLE CLASS STUPID!

OUR CLOSE FRIEND JAMES CARVILLE WARNS TAMPA STRIPPERS TO BEWARE OF GOP WALL STREET LAWYERS LIKE KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS! CARVILLE ADVISES THAT WHEN THEY CHANGE THEIR PANTIES AND COUNT THEIR BENJAMINS THESE UNSUSPECTING TAMPA STRIPPERS MAY FIND MONOLOPY MONEY. IT WOULDN’T BE THE FIRST TIME THAT GOP YOUNG GUNS USED SWITCH AND BAIT. JUST ASK PAUL RYAN ABOUT HIS MEDICARE VOUCHER PLAN! YOUNG LADIES: JUST BECAUSE THESE NICE YOUNG MEN MAYBE WEARING EXPENSIVE ALLIGATOR SHOES DOESN’T MEAN THESE CLASS WARRIOR PREDATORS DON’T HAVE THE HEARTS OF REPTILES

WE CITIZEN JOURNALIST WILL BE OFFLINE IN EARLY AUGUST! WE ARE GOING TO THE BAYOU TO DRINK SOME FINE BOURBON WITH JAMES CARVILLE, HEAR SOME NEW ORLEANS JAZZ AND CAJUN ZYDECO AND THEN OFF TO THE SWAMPS FOR SOME REPTILE HUNTING!

JAMES CARVILLE’S NEW BOOK, “IT’S THE MIDDLE CLASS, STUPID!” HAS BEEN RELEASED TODAY! WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS HIGHLLY ENDORSE THIS BOOK. IT WILL BE THE POLITICAL BOOK OF THE SEASON AND MAYBE DESTINED TO BECOME A CLASSIC! PLEASE HELP MAKE OUR FRIEND JAMES’S BOOK A BEST-SELLER THIS WEEK!

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KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS: JAMES WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOU REALLY DID FOR NEW ORLEANS FROM YOUR BELTWAY FEMA OFFICE!!!! JAMES SAYS HE'S ON YOUR SCENT LIKE A BLOODHOUND!!

READERS: GREAT NEWS! JAMES CARVILLE HAS AGREED TO SERVE AS AN EDITORIAL ADVISOR TO SAVE THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS!! JAMES SAYS WE NEED TO SHARPEN THE PRESENTATION OF OUR VIEWS LIKE A STILETTO! PLEASE PRE-ORDER JAMES'S NEW BOOK, "IT'S THE MIDDLE CLASS, STUPID!"

EXCUSE OUR SILENCE! OUR CITIZEN JOURNALIST TOOK A PILMRIMAGE TO NOLA! WE VISITED THE HOME OF JAMES CARVILLE ON MAGAZINE STREET! WE CITIZEN JOURNALITS VISITED CARVILLE TO DISCUSS HIS NEW BOOK AND FEMA OFFICIAL ROTHFUS'S WORK FOR NOLA AFTER KATRINA!

OUR CITIZEN JOURNALISTS  HAD AN AMUSING CONVERATION ABOUT KEITH ROTHFUS’S FEMA SERVICE WITH  THE RAGING CAJUN, JAMES CARVILLE,  WHO  TOLD US THAT WE NEEDED TO STOP RUFUS’S (he has trouble with the pronunciation)  NONSENSE TALK ABOUT BEING A HOMELAND SECURITY OFFICIAL!      JAMES TOLD US THE ONLY THING THIS BELTWAY  SNAKE HANDLER(KEITH THE CANDIDATE Rothfus)  EVER SECURED WAS A FEW CHASTIY BELTS!     WE CITIZEN JOURNALIST COULDN’T HAVE SAID IT ANY BETTER!    PLEASE PRE-ORDER JAMES CARVILLE’S NEW  BOOK AND HELP SAVE THE MIDDLE CLASS!

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JAMES CARVILLE, to Wolf Blitzer, on the possibility of health reform being overturned: "I honestly believe -- this is not spin. I think that this will be the best thing to ever happen to the Democratic Party because health care costs will escalate unbelievably. ... [T]he Republican Party will own the health care system for the foreseeable future. And I really believe that, that is not spin. Go see Scalia when you want health care." (hat tip: Darius Dixon)   From MIKE ALLEN's Column