Tuesday, July 31, 2012
CITIZEN JOURNALISTS CALL ON KEITH ROTHFUS, FORMER EMPLOYEE OF FAITH HEALER PAT ROBERTSON, TO DENOUNCE THE TURZAI VOTER SUPPRESSION LAW AND STAND UP FOR THE CONSTITUIONAL RIGHTS OF ALL WESTERN PA SENIORS INCLUDING VETERANS AND ELDERLY WIDOWS. THEY HAVE EARNED THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE. KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS IN YOUR HEART YOU KNOW DENYING SENIORS THE RIGHT TO VOTE IS WRONG! BE A PROFILE IN COURAGE!
Monday, July 30, 2012
A FRIEND OF THE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS RECEIVED A LETTER FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF STATE REGARDING VOTER ID. OUR FRIEND IS A VETERAN WHO IS VERY HEARING IMPAIRED FROM THE BATTLE OF KHE SANH. THE LETTER SUGGESTED HE CONTACT PENNDOT TO GET THE PROPER INFORMATION. WHILE A TOLL FREE NUMBER WAS GIVEN THERE WAS NO OPTION FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED (by the way many seniors are known to be hearing impaired). OUR FRIEND BELIEVES THAT AFTER HIS SACRIFICES TO THIS NATION, THE POWERS THAT BE IN HARRISBURG DON’T WANT HIM TO VOTE BECAUSE HE WANTS TO PROTECT HIS HARD-EARNED BENEFITS. SADLY, WE BELIEVE OUR HEARING IMPAIRED FRIEND IS CORRECT!
KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS: RESIGN FROM THE VETERANS LEADERSHIP PROGRAM OF WESTERN PENNSYLVANIA!!! DON’T DENY THE SURVIVING WESTERN PA SGT. RYANS THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE! HAVE SOME COURAGE KEITH AND DENOUNCE THE TURZAI VOTER SUPPRESSION PLAN THAT DISENFRANCHISES WESTERN PA VETERANS AND WESTERN PA SENIORS! WE UNDERSTAND THAT TURZAI IS AN INCREDIBLY POWERFUL PARTY BOSS! BUT THESE VETERANS HAD COURAGE TO STAND UP TO THE HITLER’S FASCISIM! CAN’T YOU KEITH, HAVE COURAGE TO STAND UP TO THESE POWERFUL PARTY BOSSES? IN YOUR HEART MR. ROTHFUS, YOU KNOW WE ARE RIGHT!!!
Friday, July 27, 2012
Thursday, July 26, 2012
WE ARE SOMEWHAT BAFFLED BY THE US CHAMBER’S ENDORSEMENT OF KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS BUT THEN WE REMEMBERED THAT THE US CHAMBER SUPPORTS THE INALIENABLE RIGHT OF CORPORATIONS TO OURSOURCE AND THE DEINDUSTRIALIZATION OF OUR NATION. QUITE FRANKLY, CONGRESSMAN CRITZ DON’T WAVE THE US CHAMBER’S WHTE FLAG IN THE GLOBAL WAR FOR JOBS! KEEP FIGHTING FOR JOBS IN WESTERN PA AND DON’T DECLARE SURRENDER OF THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS. MAYBE THE US CHAMBER IS NO LONGER AN ADVOCACY GROUP FOR SMALL BUSINESS? MAYBE THEY HAVE TAKEN TOO MUCH CHINESE MONEY THAT THEY NOW WANT ONE PARTY RULE IN THIS NATION! THE US CHAMBER MAYBE FOR SALE! THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS IS NOT FOR SALE!
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS DECLARED GUILTY FOR DISENFRANCHISING WESTERN PA SENIORS ! KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS DOESN'T HAVE THE COURAGE OR THE INDEPENDENDCE TO FIGHT PARTY BOSSES LIKE TURZAI THAT WANT TO DENY WESTERN PA SENIORS THE RIGHT TO VOTE! IN YOUR HEART, KEITH YOU KNOW DENYING OUR GRANDMAS THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE IS WRONG!!!
SAVE WESTERN PA CITIZEN JOURNALISTS TO DOJ: WAKE UP! DON’T FORGET ABOUT DISCRIMINATION OF SENIOR VOTERS! DOES THE CONCEPT OF AGE DISCRIMINATION RESIDE ONLY IN THE DEPARTMENT OF LABOR?? MY GRANDMA PAID HER TAXES! I DON’T WANT HER TREATED LIKE ONE OF THOSE STINKING ARIZONA ILLEGAL ALIENS! SHE HAS A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO VOTE, EVEN IF SHE CAN’T REMEMBER THE YEAR SHE WAS BORN!
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Monday, July 23, 2012
AFTER COUNTLESS CALLS, TO KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS TO STAND WITH WESTERN PA SENIORS IN SUPORT OF THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE, WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS DECLARE MR. ROTHFUS, A RABID SUPPORTER OF THE RYAN PLAN TO DESTROY MEDICARE, GUILTY OF WANTING TO DISENFRANCHISE WESTERN PA SENIORS! MR. ROTHFUS, YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO DO THE RIGHT THING. YOU WILL PAY A HEAVY PRICE IN NOVEMBER FOR BEING ANTI-WESTERN PA SENIORS!
Thursday, July 19, 2012
SHOCKER: KEITH ROTHFUS PLEDGES TO KEEP WESTERN PA SAFE FROM SHARIA LAW AND TO KEEP THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD FROM INFILTRATING OUR REGION! WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS ALWAYS HOUSED DEEP SUSPICIONS THAT THE ONORATO DRINK TAX CAME FROM MECCA! THANKS KEITH! FRIDAY EVENING PRAYERS CONFLICTS WITH OUR CITIZEN JOURNALISTS’S HAPPY HOUR!
KEITH THE CANDIDATE’S MENTOR PAT ROBERSTON, SPEAKS WITH THE LORD! WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS LISTEN TO VOICES FROM THE GRAVE: THE VOICE OF PAT ROBERSTSON’S FATHER, JIM CROW SEN. ABSALAM ROBERTSON! SENATOR ROBERSTON SAYS THESE GOVERNMENT TIT-SUCKING SENIORS SHOULD STOP BADGERING KEITH ROTHFUS ABOUT THE TURZAI VOTER SUPPRESSION LAW! ACCORDING TO SENATOR ROBERTSON THE ONLY SAFETY NET FOR WESTERN PA SENIORS SHOULD BE THE GUARANTEE OF A PROPER CHRISTIAN BURIAL!
Monday, July 16, 2012
DOES KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS, SUPPORT THE DISENFRANCHSING OF WESTERN PA SENIORS WITH THE TURZAI VOTER SUPPRESSION PLAN? WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS CALL UPON MR. ROTHFUS, THE FORMER EMPLOYEE OF FAITH HEALER PAT ROBERSTON TO ONCE AND FOR ALL DENOUNCE THE TURZAI VOTER ID PLAN. GRANDMA EARNED HER RIGHT TO VOTE-DON’T TAKE HER CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS AWAY WHEN SHE NEEDS TO PROTECT MEDICARE AND SOCIAL SECURITY! DON’T TREAT GRANDMA LIKE AN ILLEGAL ALIEN!
Friday, July 13, 2012
SAVE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS CALLS UPON ON FEDERAL PA LEGISLATORS TO AMEND THE VOTING RIGHTS ACT TO INCLUDE WESTERN PA SENIORS! WE CANNOT ALLOW THE PLUG TO BE PULLED ON THE CONSTIUTIONAL RIGHTS OF WESTERN PA SENIORS! WE CALL UPON KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS TO JOIN IN THIS CRUSADE TO PREVENT THE TURZAI VOTER SUPPRESSION LAW TO DISENFRANCHISE OUR WESTERN PA SENIORS!!
SHOCKER- A VOICE FROM THE GRAVE: SENATOR ABSALAM ROBERTSON (FATHER OF PAT ROBERTSON) SUPPORTS THE TURZAI VOTER SUPPRESSION PLAN! WE HOPE YOU DO TOO KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS AND EMPLOYEE OF ABSALAM’S SON!! SENATOR ROBERSTSON SAYS TURZAI’S BILL IS THE NEXT BEST IDEA SINCE THE POLL TAX AND HE REALLY DOESN’T CARE IF SENILE GOVERNMENT TIT-SUCKING SENIORS LOSE THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE! TAKE THAT YOU COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVES!
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS FOUND THAT SOME UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH MEDICAL SCHOOL ANESTHESIOLOGISTS ARE HAVING A FUND-RAISER ON 7/16 FOR KEITH ROTHFUS, FORMER EMPLOYEE OF FAITH HEALER, PAT ROBERTSON. WE WERE STUMPED BUT THEN REALIZED THAT A ROTHFUS STUMP SPEECH HAS THE ANESTHETIC QUALITIES OF DIPRIVAN, THE DRUG THAT KILLED MICHEAL JACKSON, BUT OBVIOUSLY IS MUCH SAFER. CERTAINLY THE ANESTHESIOLOGY DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO WORK OUT A PATENT ON COMMERICALIZING THE ANESTHEIC PROPERTIES OF THE ROTHFUS SPEECHES. WE CITIZEN JOURNALIST PROMISE NOT TO LET THE VOTERS GO TO SLEEP, PARTICULARLY SENIORS, BY MR ROTHFUS’S PROMISES!
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Monday, July 9, 2012
WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS SAT AROUND OUR BEVERAGE CENTER COMMISERATING OVER THE SPELLBINDING EFFECT OF FORMER FEMA OFFICIAL KEITH ROTHUS’S STUMP SPEECH. WE CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT IF WE EVER SUFFERED THAT EMBARRASSING PROLONGED OVER REACTION FROM THE LITTLE BLUE PILL THERE WOULD BE NO NEED TO RUN TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. ALL WE WOULD HAVE TO DO WOULD BE TO PLAYBACK ONE OF ROTHFUS’S ORATIONS AND WE WOULD BE LIMP IN 30 SECONDS. IF ROTHFUS’S SPEECHES CAN REALLY CURE THIS NASTY OVER REACTION, THEN HIS BATTLECRYS TO RETURN TO THE BELTWAY, MAY BE A GIFT TO MEDICAL SCIENCE AND A SERVICE TO MANKIND!
Friday, July 6, 2012
WE WANTED TO ATTEND THE OBAMA RALLY BUT OUR EDITORIAL BOARD IS LOADED WITH SELF HATERS, SO WE ENDED UP COVERING KEITH THE CANDIDATE. KEITH THE CANDIDATE WAS SPELL BINDING AGAIN. HE RE-LIT OUR NAUSEA WITH HIS REPUBLICAN TALKING POINTS! DOES THIS FORMER EMPLOYEE OF FAITH HEALER, PAT ROBERTSON, HAVE A PERSONALITY? WELL IT MAY NOT MATTER TO THIS BUFFALO BILLS FAN, BUT DOES HE REALIZE HE’S IN WESTERN PA, OR ARE WE MERELY JUST ANOTHER STEPPING STONE ON KEITH’S CRUSADE BACK TO THE BELTWAY!
Thursday, July 5, 2012
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Monday, July 2, 2012
KEITH THE CANDIDATE’S ROTHFUS’S BOEHNER BREAKFAST FUND-RAISER AT THE ALLEGHENY COUNTRY CLUB HAD THAT CLANDESTINE ATMOSPHERE OF A CRIME FAMILY SUMMIT, BUT THEIR FOOD IS BETTER. AT FIRST SIGHT, WE MISTOOK THE HEAVILY BRONZED SPEAKER FOR ONE OF CASINO JACK’S CASINO INDIANS. WE REALLY FELT SORRY FOR MR. BOEHNER WHO IS OBVIOUSLY BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY THE TEA PARTY. WE WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE RELEASED HIM FROM THE TEA PARTY’S GRIP BUT SATURDAY MORNING WAS NOT THE TIME. WE DID NOT SEE ANY OTHER JOURNALIST WHO WENT TO JOURNALISM SCHOOL LIKE SALENA ZITO, TIM McNULTY OR MR. PROSE COVERING THIS EVENT. TO OUR NOTABLY ABSENT FELLOW JOURNALISTS ALL WE CAN SAY IS YOU WERE THE LUCKY ONES. IF WE HAVE TO HEAR ANOTHER SPELLBINDER FROM FORMER FEMA OFFICIAL ROTHFUS ON HOW HE WANTS TO RELIGHT AMERICA, THEN WE ARE GOING TO PROJECTILE VOMIT, EVEN IF THIS GUT REACTION IS AGAINST COUNTRY CLUB RULES! THANK YOU SPEAKER CANTOR FOR ALLOWING US TO SEE FIRST-HAND THE ROTHFUS CRUSADE TO RETURN TO THE BELTWAY!
IT IS VERY CLEAR THAT KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS’S CAMPAIGN WANTS TO BRING UP PRESIDENT OBAMA AT EVERY OCCASION POSSIBLE! MANY VOTERS IN THIS REGION HAVE SERIOUS RESERVATIONS ABOUT THE WAY OBAMA HAS GOVERNED AND WON’T SUPPORT HIS RE-ELECTION! WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS RESENT MR. ROTHFUS’S REPEATED ATTEMPTS TO USE THE PRESIDENT’S NAME AS A SUBLIMINAL CROSS-BURNING CEREMONY. WE SUGGEST MR. ROTHFU6S THAT YOUR CAMPAIGN SHOULD DO A REAL CROSS BURNING SO VOTERS CAN OPENLY SEE THE GAME YOU ARE PLAYING! OK-IF YOU WANT WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS TO DECLARE YOU THE MOST PRO-WHITE CANDIDATE WE WILL NOW!! BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT YOUR BACKERS SUPPORT FOR THE DE-INDUSTRIALIZATION OF THIS REGION (WHICH EVEN SANTORUM CALLED OUT) AND YOUR PLANS TO DESTORY MEDICARE! MR. ROTHFUS, STOP APPEALING TO THE WORST INSTINCTS OF OUR CITIZENS! WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS!! GOD BLESS AMERICA MR. ROTHFUS AND HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!
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