Man with a Plan | The Weekly Standard

Man with a Plan | The Weekly Standard

KEITH THE CANDIDATE’S ROTHFUS’S BOEHNER BREAKFAST FUND-RAISER AT THE ALLEGHENY COUNTRY CLUB HAD THAT CLANDESTINE ATMOSPHERE OF A CRIME FAMILY SUMMIT, BUT THEIR FOOD IS BETTER. AT FIRST SIGHT, WE MISTOOK THE HEAVILY BRONZED SPEAKER FOR ONE OF CASINO JACK’S CASINO INDIANS. WE REALLY FELT SORRY FOR MR. BOEHNER WHO IS OBVIOUSLY BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY THE TEA PARTY. WE WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE RELEASED HIM FROM THE TEA PARTY’S GRIP BUT SATURDAY MORNING WAS NOT THE TIME. WE DID NOT SEE ANY OTHER JOURNALIST WHO WENT TO JOURNALISM SCHOOL LIKE SALENA ZITO, TIM McNULTY OR MR. PROSE COVERING THIS EVENT. TO OUR NOTABLY ABSENT FELLOW JOURNALISTS ALL WE CAN SAY IS YOU WERE THE LUCKY ONES. IF WE HAVE TO HEAR ANOTHER SPELLBINDER FROM FORMER FEMA OFFICIAL ROTHFUS ON HOW HE WANTS TO RELIGHT AMERICA, THEN WE ARE GOING TO PROJECTILE VOMIT, EVEN IF THIS GUT REACTION IS AGAINST COUNTRY CLUB RULES! THANK YOU SPEAKER CANTOR FOR ALLOWING US TO SEE FIRST-HAND THE ROTHFUS CRUSADE TO RETURN TO THE BELTWAY!

WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS ARE SO PLEASED THAT WE CAN ATTEND KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS’S FUNDRAISER TOMORROW! THANK YOU SPEAKER CANTOR FOR BUYING OUR TICKET! ESPECIALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM MIKE TURZAI ON THE VOTER SUPPRESSION PROGRAM! CAN ANYBODY TELL US WHAT IS THE DRESS CODE FOR CITIZEN JOURNALISTS AT THE ALLEGHENY COUNTRY CLUB?? WE ARE SO EXCITED WE MAY NEED AN EXTRA SHOT OF WILD TURKEY TONIGHT TO HELP US SLEEP!

A DECISIVE MOMENT FOR RICH FITZGERALD

Almost all of our predictions about the PA 12th primary turned out to be correct. Our citizen journalist who never graduated journalism school, humbly offer some free advice to County Executive Rich Fitzgerald. It may be overkill to suggest the PA 12 will be a referendum on the Executive Fitzgerald. However, if Fitzgerald and his political team want another ally in Washington fighting for Allegheny County or another Republican to undermine his 2015 re-election. Fitzgerald and his team will need to step-up for Critz and the Western PA Middle Class. Otherwise Allegheny County maybe left with Mike Doyle and some partisan Republicans who put the agenda of Speaker Eric Cantor above that of the Western PA Middle Class and moving this County and the region forward.

BREAKING NEWS: GOP JR WHIP BILL SHUSTER IS RAISING FUNDS AND ACTIVELY SUPPORTING LOBBYIST ALTMIRE IN SOMERSET COUNTY!! WHY? Will LOBBYIST ALTMIRE (OUT OF CONVICTION OF COURSE) BE CAUCUSING WITH THE GOP IN 2013?

Congressman Bill Shuster

Our citizen journalist have been on the hunt of this fascinating story all day.  It is a well known fact in Somerset, that out-going GOP Commissioner Jimmy Marker was ordered to give Lobbyist Altmire the welcoming reception in Somerset County and toured him around the business community.  This past  week, we were alerted that GOP JR Whip Shuster spear-headed (behind the scenes of course) a breakfast fund-raiser for Lobbyist Altmire.  This story has been confirmed by two high ranking local Republicans.   So here is our  question readers:  Why is a  GOP JR whip  fund-raising for Lobbyist Altmire in a hotly contested Democratic primary?  What is in it for JR Whip Shuster?  We find this story to be telling.  We are convinced, now more than ever, that there is a party  change planned for Lobbyist Altmire.  The Altmire candidacy for the Democratic primary is one of the worst cases of political bait and switch that we have ever seen.