Man with a Plan | The Weekly Standard

Man with a Plan | The Weekly Standard

WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS SAT AROUND OUR BEVERAGE CENTER COMMISERATING OVER THE SPELLBINDING EFFECT OF FORMER FEMA OFFICIAL KEITH ROTHUS’S STUMP SPEECH. WE CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT IF WE EVER SUFFERED THAT EMBARRASSING PROLONGED OVER REACTION FROM THE LITTLE BLUE PILL THERE WOULD BE NO NEED TO RUN TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. ALL WE WOULD HAVE TO DO WOULD BE TO PLAYBACK ONE OF ROTHFUS’S ORATIONS AND WE WOULD BE LIMP IN 30 SECONDS. IF ROTHFUS’S SPEECHES CAN REALLY CURE THIS NASTY OVER REACTION, THEN HIS BATTLECRYS TO RETURN TO THE BELTWAY, MAY BE A GIFT TO MEDICAL SCIENCE AND A SERVICE TO MANKIND!