WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS FOUND THAT SOME UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH MEDICAL SCHOOL ANESTHESIOLOGISTS ARE HAVING A FUND-RAISER ON 7/16 FOR KEITH ROTHFUS, FORMER EMPLOYEE OF FAITH HEALER, PAT ROBERTSON. WE WERE STUMPED BUT THEN REALIZED THAT A ROTHFUS STUMP SPEECH HAS THE ANESTHETIC QUALITIES OF DIPRIVAN, THE DRUG THAT KILLED MICHEAL JACKSON, BUT OBVIOUSLY IS MUCH SAFER. CERTAINLY THE ANESTHESIOLOGY DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO WORK OUT A PATENT ON COMMERICALIZING THE ANESTHEIC PROPERTIES OF THE ROTHFUS SPEECHES. WE CITIZEN JOURNALIST PROMISE NOT TO LET THE VOTERS GO TO SLEEP, PARTICULARLY SENIORS, BY MR ROTHFUS’S PROMISES!