JAMES (CARVILLE) WILL BE APPEARING WITH KARL ROVE TOMORROW ON PCN AT 8PM DURING A PA CHAMBER DEBATE! WE HOPE TO COVER JAMES’ BIG GAME REPTILE HUNT PERSONALLY! REMEMBER: “IT’S THE MIDDLE CLASS, STUPID!”

PRESIDENT CLINTON THE TOP DOG, SPEAKS ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF VOTING! “IF IT MATTER-VOTE!” JAMES (CARVILLE) PROMISES THE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS THAT THE BIG DOG IS COMING TO SAVE THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS FROM CLASS WARRIOR KEITH ROTHFUS, WHO WANT TO SELL OUT OUR DISTRICT TO BELTWAY ELITES!

THE BIG DOG, PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON, WILL BE COMING TO SAVE THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS! THANKS JAMES (CARVILLE) FOR GETTING OUR CRIES OF HELP TO PRESIDENT CLINTON

WHILE WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS HAVE NOT TAKEN A POSIITION ON THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE, WE DO LIKE THIS NEW AMERICAN PRIORITIES AD. IT BROUGHT TEARS TO THE EYES OF ONE OF OUR MORE EMOTIONAL COLLEAGUES! AS OUR FRIEND JAMES (CARVILLE) HAS ALWAYS SAID: “IT’S THE MIDDLE CLASS STUPID!”

WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS BELIEVE IN MENTORS! JAMES CARVILLE IS OUR MENTOR! IT’S THE MIDDLE CLASS STUPID, JAMES! WE HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY FROM THE CNN LONGUE IN CHARLOTTE! IT IS WONDERFUL THAT CONGRESSMAN MARK CRITZ HAS PRESIDENT CLINTON AS HIS MENTOR! CRITZ, LET’S GET SOMETHING DONE FOR THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS!

OUR EDITORIAL ADVISOR, JAMES CARVILLE, IS SO PLEASED WITH OUR WORK IN DEFENDING THE MIDDLE CLASS AGAINST “THAT GOP BELTWAY SNAKEHANDLER ROTHFUS!” THAT HE OFFERED US A $50 PRIMANTI’S GIFT CARD TO SHOW US THE LOVE! JAMES, WE LIKE PRIMANTI’S TOO BUT WE’D PREFER A BOTTLE OF THAT FINE AMERICAN BOURBON THAT YOU SERVED US IN NOLA! IT’S THE MIDDLE CLASS STUPID!

JAMES CARVILLE’S NEW BOOK, “IT’S THE MIDDLE CLASS, STUPID!” HAS BEEN RELEASED TODAY! WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS HIGHLLY ENDORSE THIS BOOK. IT WILL BE THE POLITICAL BOOK OF THE SEASON AND MAYBE DESTINED TO BECOME A CLASSIC! PLEASE HELP MAKE OUR FRIEND JAMES’S BOOK A BEST-SELLER THIS WEEK!

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EXCUSE OUR SILENCE! OUR CITIZEN JOURNALIST TOOK A PILMRIMAGE TO NOLA! WE VISITED THE HOME OF JAMES CARVILLE ON MAGAZINE STREET! WE CITIZEN JOURNALITS VISITED CARVILLE TO DISCUSS HIS NEW BOOK AND FEMA OFFICIAL ROTHFUS'S WORK FOR NOLA AFTER KATRINA!

OUR CITIZEN JOURNALISTS  HAD AN AMUSING CONVERATION ABOUT KEITH ROTHFUS’S FEMA SERVICE WITH  THE RAGING CAJUN, JAMES CARVILLE,  WHO  TOLD US THAT WE NEEDED TO STOP RUFUS’S (he has trouble with the pronunciation)  NONSENSE TALK ABOUT BEING A HOMELAND SECURITY OFFICIAL!      JAMES TOLD US THE ONLY THING THIS BELTWAY  SNAKE HANDLER(KEITH THE CANDIDATE Rothfus)  EVER SECURED WAS A FEW CHASTIY BELTS!     WE CITIZEN JOURNALIST COULDN’T HAVE SAID IT ANY BETTER!    PLEASE PRE-ORDER JAMES CARVILLE’S NEW  BOOK AND HELP SAVE THE MIDDLE CLASS!