KEITH THE CANDIDATE’S MENTOR PAT ROBERSTON, SPEAKS WITH THE LORD! WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS LISTEN TO VOICES FROM THE GRAVE: THE VOICE OF PAT ROBERSTSON’S FATHER, JIM CROW SEN. ABSALAM ROBERTSON! SENATOR ROBERSTON SAYS THESE GOVERNMENT TIT-SUCKING SENIORS SHOULD STOP BADGERING KEITH ROTHFUS ABOUT THE TURZAI VOTER SUPPRESSION LAW! ACCORDING TO SENATOR ROBERTSON THE ONLY SAFETY NET FOR WESTERN PA SENIORS SHOULD BE THE GUARANTEE OF A PROPER CHRISTIAN BURIAL!

SHOCKER- A VOICE FROM THE GRAVE: SENATOR ABSALAM ROBERTSON (FATHER OF PAT ROBERTSON) SUPPORTS THE TURZAI VOTER SUPPRESSION PLAN! WE HOPE YOU DO TOO KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS AND EMPLOYEE OF ABSALAM’S SON!! SENATOR ROBERSTSON SAYS TURZAI’S BILL IS THE NEXT BEST IDEA SINCE THE POLL TAX AND HE REALLY DOESN’T CARE IF SENILE GOVERNMENT TIT-SUCKING SENIORS LOSE THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE! TAKE THAT YOU COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVES!