KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS, WE CITIZEN JOURNALIST HAVE BIG HEARTS! PLEASE BEWARE OF FORMER JOURNALIST AND THE ANGRY STRIPPER, SARAH TRESSLER! IF YOU OR OTHER YOUNG GUNS FIND A STRIPPER, WHO WANTS TO INTERVIEW YOU DURING A LAP DANCE, I WOULD BE VERY CAUTIOUS! IT COULD BE THE ANGRY STRIPPER HERSELF!

STRIP CLUB OWNERS ARE JOB CREATORS TOO! WE ARE NOT SURE AYN RAND WOULD APPROVE, BUT SHE WAS NO FUN ANYWAYS? MR. ROTHFUS, WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS HAVE HEARD FROM SOME WESTERN PA GRANDMAS WHO WANT TO START A STRIP CLUB TO HELP SUPPLEMENT THEIR RYAN VOUCHERS! WE HOPE YOU WILL HELP THESE WESTERN PA SENIOR JOB CREATORS MR. ROTHFUS! KEITH THE CANDIDATE, LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED; PARTY ON DEAR YOUNG GUN!! MR. ROTHFUS, PLEASE BE GENEROUS! DON’T GIVE WALL STREET LAWERS A BAD REP IN THE STRIP CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!