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Tuesday, August 7, 2012

WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS WERE NOT IN THE BAYOU FOR MORE THAN 48 HOURS, WHEN A BELTWAY SITE GOPYOUNGDUDS.COM APPEARED IN A BOLD ATTEMPT TO POACH OUR THOUSANDS OF READERS! WE OFFER THE FOLLOWING FREE ADVICE TO THIS WELL-FUNDED SITE: 1. STAND FOR SOMETHING! ATTACKING A BAD CANDIDATE IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. WE FULLY UNDERSTAND THAT KEITH ROTHFUS, THE FORMER EMPLOYEE OF PAT ROBERTSON IS A FAILED BELTWAY FEMA OFFICIAL, WHO WANTS TO DENY WESTERN PA SENIORS THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE. BUT WE FIGHT FOR THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS. 2. BE FAIR! WE GAVE KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS COUNTLESS ATTEMPTS TO STANDUP FOR WESTERN PA SENIORS, YET HE COWARDLY REFUSES TO DO THE RIGHT THING. THE POINT IS WE GAVE ROTHFUS THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT. 3. USE YOUR IMAGINATION! THOMAS FRIEDMAN SAID 9/11 OCCURRED BECAUSE OF A FAILURE OF IMAGINATION! WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS DO NOT LACK FERTILE IMAGINATIONS. WE HAVE NIGHTMARES EVERYDAY ABOUT WHAT SENDING KEITH ROTHFUS TO CONGRESS WILL MEAN FOR THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS. GOPYOUNGDUDS.COM THANKS FOR DISTURBING OUR MUCH NEEDED VACATION!

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