WE ARE HEARING SERIOUS RUMORS THAT AFTER THE GOP MEMBERS SEA OF GALILEE SKINNY DIPPY SCANDAL, THAT SPEAKER CANTOR HAS OFFERED KEITH ROTHFUS, FORMER EMPLOYEE OF FAITH HEALER PAT ROBERTSON, AN IMPORTANT JOB IN THE NEXT CONGRESSMAN, IF GOD FORBID, HE IS ELECTED. ROTHFUS HAS BEEN OFFERED THE JOB TO DO BED CHECKS ON THE GOP HOUSE MEMBERS SLEEPING IN THEIR HOUSE TAX-FREE BEDROOMS, TUCK IN THESE YOUNG GUNS AND SAY EVENING PRAYERS WITH THEM.