KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS, WE CITIZEN JOURNALIST HAVE BIG HEARTS! PLEASE BEWARE OF FORMER JOURNALIST AND THE ANGRY STRIPPER, SARAH TRESSLER! IF YOU OR OTHER YOUNG GUNS FIND A STRIPPER, WHO WANTS TO INTERVIEW YOU DURING A LAP DANCE, I WOULD BE VERY CAUTIOUS! IT COULD BE THE ANGRY STRIPPER HERSELF!