KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS, JUST LIKE US? HE MOWS HIS LAWN. JUST LIKE US? A BUFFALO BILLS FAN. JUST LIKE US? A FORMER BAD ASS CORPORATE LAWYER BEFORE HE BECAME A PERMANENT CANDIDATE. JUST LIKE US? HE LIVES OFF HIS WIFE’S TRUST FUND WHILE WAGING AN ETERNAL CAMPAIGN TO RETURN THE BELTWAY. JUST LIKE US? HE WANTS TO SHIP JOBS TO CHINA! JUST LIKE US? HE SUPPORTS THE RYAN PLAN TO END MEDICARE AS WE KNOW IT. JUST LIKE US? HE IS A FAILED FEMA BELTWAY OFFICIAL. JUST LIKE US? HE WORKED FOR FAITH HEALER PAT ROBERTSON. JUST LIKE US?