KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS: WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS HAVE PREPARED A TRAVEL GUIDE FOR YOUR TAMPA EXCURSION WITH BELTWAY ELITES! IF YOU ARE AT ONE OF THESE GENTLEMEN’S CLUBS WITH YOUR FELLOW NRCC YOUNG GUNS DON’T LET THE SPIRIT MOVE YOU AND START DANCING TOO, LIKE THAT SEA OF GALILEE SKINNY DIPPER AND FELLOW YOUNG GUN REP. KEVIN YODER!!! ONE LAST THING: IT IS NOT PROPER STRIP CLUB ETIQUETTE TO HAVE HEATED DISCUSSIONS ABOUT “FORCIBLE RAPE” WITH YOUR FELLOW BELTWAY ELITE POLICY WONKS!