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Monday, May 7, 2012

SAVE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS JOINS FORCES WITH THE GATES FOUNDATION TO FIND A CURE FOR BELTWAY FEVER!

Like Malaria, one is never cured of this malady.  Spread by Beltway mosquitoes it gives the "public servant" an unquenchable thirst to drink the deliciously extravagant Potomac waters and a hunger for Beltway largesse.  Even minor Beltway  political appointees in failed bureaucracies can be stricken.   In the worst cases of Beltway fever, the victim  claims he has a calling to public service from God.  Warning:  Carrying a Tea Party card or an annual pilgrimage to CPAC does not vaccinate you from this disease.  We intend to warn the Western PA Middle Class about candidates who have Beltway fever.  We think candidates with Beltway fever need to be open about their affliction.  We will be conducting an aggressive outreach to find a cure for BELTWAY FEVER!  

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