MESSAGE TO CRITZ CAMPAIGN: OK KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS AND HIS FRIEND PAT BOONE WANT TO PRIVATIZE SOCIAL SECURITY AND VOUCHERIZE MEDICARE, BUT PAT BOONE SWINGS! ONE OF THE REAL GULITY PLEASURES OF WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS HAVE IS EVERY 2 YEARS TO GET A ROBOCALL FROM PAT BOONE! LIFE IS TOUGH ENOUGH FOR WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS SENIORS! DON’T TAKE AWAY OUR ROBOCALL FROM PAT BOONE!

AT THE CLINTON RALLY, BOWZER OF SHA NA NA SHOWED UP AS USUAL TO STUMP FOR CRITZ! THE FORMER GREASER MAY HAVE LOST HIS JAGGER-LIKE BAD BOY SWAGGER BUT HE IS A GREAT FRIEND OF THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS! BOWZER SURE BEATS A PAT BOONE ROBO-CALL! CITIZEN JOURNALIST SOURCES TELL US THAT BOWZER IS CRITZ’S SECRET DEBATE COACH!