AT THE CLINTON RALLY, BOWZER OF SHA NA NA SHOWED UP AS USUAL TO STUMP FOR CRITZ! THE FORMER GREASER MAY HAVE LOST HIS JAGGER-LIKE BAD BOY SWAGGER BUT HE IS A GREAT FRIEND OF THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS! BOWZER SURE BEATS A PAT BOONE ROBO-CALL! CITIZEN JOURNALIST SOURCES TELL US THAT BOWZER IS CRITZ’S SECRET DEBATE COACH!