WHAT DID KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS, FORMER BUSH BELTWAY FEMA OFFICIAL DO TO HELP IN THE KATRINA RELIEF EFFORTS?

MR. J.D. PROSE: WE REALLY ENJOYED YOUR COLUMN THIS WEEKEND. WE’D OFFER YOU TO JOIN OUR PUBLICATION BUT YOU WENT TO JOURNALISM SCHOOL! REGARDING KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS: 1. HE’S BEEN TO THE BELTWAY. 2. HE HELPED WITH THAT WORLD-CLASS KATRINA HURRICANE RELIEF EFFORT. 3. HE’S BEEN TO VIRIGINIA BEACH! JUST ASK PAT ROBERTSON! 4. HE PLAYS THE CANCER CARD. IF YOU WERE CONSTANTLY BRAGGING ABOUT YOUR CANCER TREATMENT, WOULDN’T YOU SHOW SOME LOVE TO YOUR DOCTOR AND HIS HEALTH SYSTEM? SO WHETHER MR. ROTHFUS HAS BEEN TO WALL STREET “ONLY AS A TOURIST” AS HE SUGGESTS, ISN’T OUR TOP CONCERN. WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS SUGGEST HE PROBABLY VISITED SCORES THAT FAMOUS NEW YORK STRIP CLUB, SO HE WOULD BE READY TO PARTY WITH PAUL RYAN’S YOUNG GUNS! IF KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS, THAT REGULAR GUY, WOULD BE TRUE AND OPEN ABOUT HIS OWN BIOGRAHY IT WOULD BE MUCH EASIER FOR US JOURNALISTS, CITIZEN JOUNRALISTS AND THOSE THAT ATTENDED JOURNALISM SCHOOL! MR. PROSE WE FEEL YOUR PAIN!

WITH HURRICANE ISAAC BEARING DOWN ON NEW ORLEANS, WE CITIZEN JOURNALIST OFFER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION: WHAT DID KEITH ROTHFUS, FORMER BUSH FEMA OFFICIAL DO FOR KATRINA RELIEF? WHY DOES THIS “AVERAGE GUY” REMAIN SO SILENT ABOUT HIS “CRITICAL” WORK IN THE BELTWAY, PARTICULARLY, REGARDING THE KATRINA DISASTER?