KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS AND FORMER EMPLOYEE OF PAT ROBERTSON: SHOW SOME COURAGE. IN LIGHT OF THE SEA OF GALILEE SKINNY DIPPY GOP YOUNG GUN SCANDAL, ISN’T IT TIME TO SHUT DOWN THE ANIMAL HOUSE FRAT TAX FREE CONGRESSIONAL HOUSING? IS GETTNG A TAX FREE BENEFIT IN THE PEOPLE’S HOUSE, TEA PARTY? IF JESUS CAN THROW THE MONEY CHANGERS OUT THE TEMPLE, SURELY YOU MR. ROTHFUS CAN GET MR. PAUL RYAN AND HIS YOUNG GUNS TO GIVE UP THEIR TAX FREE HOUSING AND STIMULATE THE BELTWAY ECONOMY, AS PART OF YOUR ETERNAL CAMPAIGN TO RETURN TO THIS LAND OF MILK AND HONEY!

WE ARE HEARING SERIOUS RUMORS THAT AFTER THE GOP MEMBERS SEA OF GALILEE SKINNY DIPPY SCANDAL, THAT SPEAKER CANTOR HAS OFFERED KEITH ROTHFUS, FORMER EMPLOYEE OF FAITH HEALER PAT ROBERTSON, AN IMPORTANT JOB IN THE NEXT CONGRESSMAN, IF GOD FORBID, HE IS ELECTED. ROTHFUS HAS BEEN OFFERED THE JOB TO DO BED CHECKS ON THE GOP HOUSE MEMBERS SLEEPING IN THEIR HOUSE TAX-FREE BEDROOMS, TUCK IN THESE YOUNG GUNS AND SAY EVENING PRAYERS WITH THEM.