BREAKING NEWS: SAVE THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS’S POLL HAS CRITZ LEADING 51% TO ROTHFUS 40%! 9% ARE UNDECIDED! OUR CITIZEN JOURNALIST POLL WAS DONE PRO-BONO BY A VETERAN POLITICAL POLLSTER WHO MICRO-TARGETS PYSCHO-DEMOGRAPHICS!

Here are our top lines: 1500 likely voters polled, including cell phones; margin of error-thin! 52% approve of Critz; while 45% strongly disapprove of Rothfus. 30% of those polled consider themselves takers; 60% makers and 10% are undecided! 60% of the respondents believe Obama to be African American; 25% white; 5% not sure and 10% believe our President to be a space alien! 30% of our sample suffer from ED; 25% have had hysterectomies; 55% claim to be the products of the rhythm method gone terribly wrong! 10% have a moderate drinking problem! When asked what are your biggest concerns: 35% responded Jobs; 30% preserving social security and Medicare; 20% Energy Independence; 10% jackpot payouts at the Rivers Casino!

IT FEELS LIKE GROUNDHOGS DAY, THE MOVIE! SOMETIME WHEN YOU FEEL DÉJÀ VU, YOU HAVE TO REVIEW HISTORY! HERE’S AN AD TIM BURNS RAN AGAINST MARK CRITZ! MR. BURNS TOOK THE NORQUIST PLEDGE TOO! ISN’T IT AMAZING THIS BURNS AD IS ALMOST IDENTICAL TO ROTHFUS’S CLOSING ATTACK AD! WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THESE BELTWAY CLASS WARRIORS IF THERE WASN’T OBAMACARE? WOULD THESE GUYS TURN INTO GRUNTING MUTES! DO THEY HAVE ANY POSITIVE IDEAS OF THEIR OWN BESIDES GOP BELTWAY TALKING POINTS? OH WELL, AT LEAST BURNS WASN’T A FORMER BUSH OFFICIAL LIKE ROTHFUS, PRETENDING TO BE A CITIZEN’S CANDIDATE! ONCE AGAIN IT IS TIME FOR THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS TO SAY NO TO THE BELTWAY, OUR REGION IS NOT FOR SALE!

NEW YOUNG GUNS AD AGAINST CRITZ: WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? AGAIN WE SEE ANOTHER BLATANT ATTEMPT TO PLAY THE RACE CARD BY FORCES SUPPORTING ROTHFUS! CRITZ RECEIVED THE ENDORSEMENT OF THE NRA! THIS AD CLOSES WITH THE LINE: “MARK CRITZ DOES SHARE OUR VALUES!” WHAT DOES THIS LINE MEAN FROM A BELTWAY GROUP? YES YOUNG GUNS, MARK CRITZ ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT SHARE YOUR BELTWAY VALUES THAT WANT TO PRIVATIZE SOCIAL SECURITY AND VOUCHERIZE MEDICARE! HE SUPPORTS THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS! HE IS NOT A MAN WHO HAS BEEN BOUGHT BY BELTWAY CLASS WARRIORS! MARK CRITZ WANTS TO REPRESENT US! KEITH ROTHFUS WANTS TO RETURN TO THE BELTWAY AS A GOP BELTWAY CLASS WARRIOR!

CITIZEN JOURNALISTS HAVE A GREAT IDEA: PUT BELTWAY LOBBYIST GROVER NORQUIST ON THE BALLOT IN PLACE OF KEITH THE CANIDATE ROTHFUS! THIS WOULD INCREASE TRANSPARENCY TO DISTRICT VOTERS! MR. ROTHFUS SAVE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS WANTS A REPRESENTATIVE WHO HASN’T SOLD THEIR SOUL TO A BELTWAY LOBBYIST! SHOULDN’T OUR INTERESTS COME BEFORE LOBBYIST GROVER NORQUIST’S? MR. ROTHFUS, WHAT RETURN ON INVESTMENT IS GROVER EXPECTING FROM HIS SUPPORT FOR YOUR CRUSADE TO RETURN TO THE BELTWAY?

A NEW ROTHFUS AD APPEARS WHICH IS A BRAZEN BOLD-FACED LIE! HERE ARE THE FACTS THAT KEITH THE CANDIDATE HAS FAILED TO EXPLAIN TO WESTERN PA VOTERS: 1. HE IS A BUSH WASHINGOTON BUREAUCRAT WHO SERVED IN THE FAITH-BASED INITIATIVES PARTISAN BOONDOOGLE AND WAS PART OF THE FAILED FEMA RELIEF EFFORT! 2. HE ALSO WORKED FOR PAT ROBERTSON’S RIGHT-WING EXTREMIST LAW SCHOOL. 3. HE IS SUPPORTED BY BELTWAY FIGURES LIKE GROVER NORQUIST WHO WANT TO SHACKLE THEIR BOUGHT MEN TO DO THEIR GOP BELTWAY AGENDA! 4. HE HAS NEVER CREATED A JOB IN WESTERN PA! 5. HE HAS SHOWN NO LEADERSHIP IN WESTERN PA, CIVICALLY OR PHILATROPHICALLY! WE CITIZENS AT THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE!

MR. ROTHFUS DO YOU SUPPORT ROMNEY’S SHOW OF EMPATHY, ROMNEYCARE? MR. ROTHFUS ARE YOU FORBIDDEN BY YOUR BELTWAY MASTERS TO SHOW EMPATHY WITH THE 47%??

TODAY THE DCCC RELEASED AN INTERNAL POLL THAT HAD CRITZ UP 11 OVER FORMER PAT ROBERTSON EMPLOYEE KEITH ROTHFUS. THIS STORY IS FULLY REPORTED ON BY THE ABLE TIM MCNULTY http://earlyreturns.post-gazette.com/home/early-returns-posts/4862-dccc-drops-much-pgh-ad-spending. EARLIER IN THE WEEK ROTHFUS PRODUCED HIS OWN POLL WHICH WE BELIEVE FROM OUR INTEL IN THE FIELD WAS PURELY GEARED TO THE FLEECING THE HARD EARNED DOLLARS OF GOP TRUE BELIEVERS BEFORE THE END OF THIS MONTH! EVEN IF CRITZ IS UP DOUBLE DIGITS AS THE DCCC INTERNALS SUGGEST, WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS BELIEVE THAT ROTHFUS’S GOP CLASS WARRIOR BELTWAY PAYMASTERS WILL FIGHT ON AGAINST THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS AND MIDDLE CLASS SENIORS. IN HONOR OF THE DESPARATE ATTEMPTS OF THE ROTHFUS CAMPAIGN TO POSTURE THEIR CAMPAIGN AS VIABLE, WE OFFER THIS VIDEO TRIBUTE!

PAUL RYAN IS A CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF THE AYN RAND CULT! IN THIS VIDEO HE EXPRESSED HIS DEVOTION TO HIS BLESSED MOTHER AYN RAND AND THIS LEADER OF THE GOP CLASS WARRIORS DECLARES THAT “SOCIAL SECURITY IS A COLLECTIVIST SYSTEM!” HE WANTS TO “PERSONALIZE” SOCIAL SECURITY! WHY? BECAUSE THE PAYMASTERS OF THE GOP CLASS WARRIORS NO LONGER WANT TO HONOR THE AMERICAN DREAM OF AN HONORABLE RETIREMENT! THEIR DERISION OF THE PROGRAM HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE DEFICIT OR CREATING “AN OWNERSHIP SOCIETY”!

CITIZEN JOURNALIST DEBATE PREP: WE EXPECT ROTHFUS TO DISCUSS TURNING CONGRESSIONAL PENSIONS INTO 401KS. GREAT IDEA FOR MILLIONAIRES TO DEFER SOME OF THEIR CONGRESSIONAL SALARY TAX FREE! WILL ROTHFUS FORFEIT HIS ENTIRE SALARY TO REDUCE THE GOVERNMENT DEBT? 2. WILL ROTHFUS AGREE TO EVICT THE YOUNG GUNS WHO LIVE TAX FREE IN THEIR CONGRESSIONAL OFFICES IN THE PAUL RYAN TAX PAYER FUNDED CONGRESSIONAL FRAT HOUSE? 3. ROTHFUS WILL CLAIM HE IS FOR THE 100%. WHAT 100%? THE 100% OF MILLIONAIRES OWNED BY BELTWAY ELITES WHO WANT TO CUT SENIOR BENEFITS AND SHIP OUR JOBS TO CHINA? 4. WE EXPECT ROTHFUS TO EVADE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT SUPPORTING THE ROMNEY CALL FOR A NEW FRONT IN IRAN, WHILE SCREAMING LOUDLY ABOUT THE NEED TO RE-IGNITE AMERICA AND CUT OUR DEFICIT! 5. WE EXPECT KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS TO SHAMELESSLY PLAY THE CANCER CARD! TRUTH BE TOLD THIS IS REPLUSIVE. RONALD MCDONALD HAS ACCOMPLISHED MORE FOR OUR REGION’S CANCER VICTIMS THAN KEITH THE CANIDATE ROTHFUS!

YESTERDAY, KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS, ROAD THE ROMNEY MAGIC BUS TO SOMERSET! UNLIKE MEMBERS OF THE GOP WITH COMMON SENSE LIKE SCOTT BROWN, ROTHFUS CONTINUES TO DRINK THE KOOLAID OF HIS BELTWAY MASTERS! HE DISMISSED ROMNEY’S COMMENTS ABOUT THE 47% OF AMERICA WITH THE NOTION THAT OBAMA FAVORS REDISTRIBUTION! WOW! REDISTRIBUTION IS WHAT CLASS WARRIORS LIKE ROTHFUS ARE ALL ABOUT! THEY WANT TO CUT THE BENEFITS OF SENIORS BECAUSE SENIORS ARE ECONOMIC DEAD WOOD. THE “CREATORS” WHO GET TAX BREAKS FROM THE RYAN PLAN KNOW FAR BETTER HOW TO PUT THE MONEY SENIORS USED TO GET TO WORK. WE AT SAVE THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY MIDDLE CLASS SENIORS SHOULD SIT BY AND HAVE THEIR BENEFITS CUT. WHY ARE “CREATORS” MORE ENTITLED TO THEIR YACHTS AND POLO CLUBS THAN HARD-WORKING SENIORS ARE TO THEIR BUS TRIPS AND MEDICARE DRUG BENEFITS? SAVE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS CALLS UPON THE DISTRICT VOTERS TO REJECT MR. ROTHFUS’S RUTHLESS CLASS WAR AGAINST THEM! WESTERN PA SENIORS DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT ROTHFUS UNDERSTANDS YOUR PROBLEMS?

MR. ROTHFUS, YOUR GREAT WHITE HOPE MITT ROMNEY IN THE NEWLY RELEASED VIDEO, SHOWS THAT YOUR TOP OF THE TICKET IS AGAINST WESTERN PA SENIORS! HOW MANY WESTERN PA SENIORS ARE DEPENDENT UPON GOVERNMENT BENEFITS-80%-90%? AND THE HEAD OF YOUR PARTY IS WRITING THEM OFF? MR. ROTHFUS: PLEASE DENOUNCE MITT ROMNEY’S DISPARGMENT OF WESTERN PA SENIORS! UNTIL YOU DENOUNCE MR. ROMNEY, YOU DO NOT HAVE THE INTELLECTUAL RIGHT TO EVEN DISCUSS MEDICARE!

WE CITIZEN JOURNALIST AGREE WITH THIS VIDEO! WE HAVE BEEN SOUNDING THE ALARM BELLS ABOUT KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS FOR MONTHS! DON’T SLEEP WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS! ROTHFUS REPRESENTS THE INTERESTS OF BELTWAY CLASS WARRIORS THAT DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR FUTURE, BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT IMPORTANT TO THEIR WORLDVIEW!

WELCOME BACK TO YOUR BELOVED BELTWAY MR. RYAN, FILLED WITH ALL THOSE BELTWAY ELITES AGAINST THE MIDDLE CLASS!

WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS KNOW BIG DOG PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON IS COMING TO OUR REGION! PRESIDENT CLINTON, THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS IS FIGHTING FOR ITS SURVIVAL AGAINST A RUTHLESS CLASS WARRIOR, KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS. PRESIDENT CLINTON, CONGRESSMAN MARK CRITZ AND THE ENTIRE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS FACES AN ONSLAUGHT FROM THE ENTIRE RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY THAT YOUR WIFE USED TO LAMENT! AND THESE EXTREMIST BELTWAY ELITES ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN EVER. PRESIDENT CLINTON ONE OF OUR CITIZEN JOURNALISTS HAS SAVED YOUR CRITZ ROBOCALL JUST FOR INSPIRATION! PLEASE, YOU HELPED HAITI SAVE THEIR ISLAND AFTER THE EARTHQUAKE! PRESIDENT CLINTON PLEASE HELP SAVE THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS FROM EXTINCTION!

WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS HAVE TAKEN IT UPON OURSELVES TO REACH OUT TO LAUREN POTTER. THE GLEE STAR IS CONSIDERING COMING TO WESTERN PA TO DENOUNCE THE CANDIDACY OF KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS AND THE RYAN CLASS WARFARE BUDGET AGAINST MIDDLE CLASS FAMILIES WHO HAVE CHILDERN WITH LEARING DISABILITIES AND ADULTS WITH LEARNING DISABILITIES. MS. POTTER AGREES THAT VOTERS LIKE HER SHOULDN’T GIVE UP THEIR RIGHTS WITHOUT A FIGHT!

SOURCES TELL US THAT MITT ROMNEY IS THE GREAT WHITE HOPE FOR KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS AND HIS DESPARATE CAMPAIGN! WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS DON’T BUY IT! WE BELIEVE THAT WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON IS MORE POPULAR IN WESTERN PA THAN ANYONE ON THE TICKET, INCLUDING MARK CRITZ OR BOB CASEY! IN FACT, WE BELIEVE THAT CLINTON’S APPORVAL NUMBERS ARE FAR HIGHER THAN PRESIDENT OBAMA’S DISAPPROVAL NUMBERS. AND AS WE HAVE SAID BEFORE PRESIDENT CLINTON HAS ALWAYS BEEN A FORCEFUL AND EFFECTIVE ADVOCATE FOR MARK CRITZ! WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS VOTERS: WE CAN’T LET KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS AND HIS BELTWAY ELITE FRIENDS BUY OUR ONLY CHANCE AT STRONG FORCEFUL REPRESENTATION FOR OUR INTERESTS IN WASHINGTON!

DEAR MR. GIBSON: WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS FEEL THE DCCC AD AGAINST KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS IS ESSENTIALLY CORRECT! OF COURSE MR. ROTHFUS SUPPORTS OUTSOURCING TO CHINA OR OTHER EXOTIC LANDS! HE IS ENDORSED BY THE US CHAMBER, AMERICA’S LEADING PROPONENT OF OUTSOURCING! AND KEITH THE CANDIDATE IS A PAUL RYAN-AYN RAND CLASS WARRIOR. SO LET ME EXPLAIN HOW THIS WORKS: THE ROTHFUS-RYAN CLASS WARRIORS WANT AN UNFETTERED MARKET FOR LABOR SO THAT AMERICAN LABOR HAS TO COMPETE AGAINST THE CHEAPEST WAGES IN THE WORLD. NEEDLESS TO SAY, OUR AMERICAN WORKERS MIGHT HAVE BEEN EDUCATED IN TRADE SCHOOLS OR BE BURDENED WITH STUDENT DEBT-THIS IS IRRELEVANT FOR THE “CREATORS” TO ACHIEVE THEIR SUPERIORITY OVER THE MEANINGLESS REST OF US. THIS NEW GOP DOCTRINE OF UTTER CRUELTY IS SOMETHING THAT THE SAVE THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS WON’T BUY! WE WANT REPRESENTATION THAT FIGHTS AGGRESSIVELY FOR OUR JOBS AND DOESN’T GIVE TAX BREAKS TO FIRMS THAT SHIP OUR JOBS OVERSEAS! MR. GIBSON: WE OFFER YOU A WARNING-YOUR FINE PUBLICATION COULD SOON BE OUTSOURCED TOO! INSTEAD OF IMMANATING FROM HARRISBURG, THIS FINE NEWS LETTER COULD SOON BE PRODUCED FROM HYDERBAD OR WUHAN!

DOES THE CRUEL WORLD OF KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS AND HIS AYN RAND-LOVING FRIEND PAUL RYAN HAVE ROOM FOR PEOPLE LIKE GLEE STAR AND ADVOCATE FOR THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED, LAUREN POTTER? IF YOU ARE NOT A JOB CREATOR, LIKE MS. POTTER, OR WESTERN PA SENIORS, IN THE WORLD OF THE GOP HOUSE, YOU NEED TO BE THROWN OVERBOARD, SO THE ECONOMY CAN MARCH FORWARD! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO AMERICA THAT MADE THE NATION GREAT THAT WAS FAIR AND COMPASSIONATE? IS LAUREN POTTER AND PEOPLE LIKE HER REALLY HOLDING BACK OUR ECONOMY? MS. POTTER NEVER SHIPPED ONE OF OUR JOBS OVERSEAS, LIKE KEITH ROTHFUS SUPPORTS DOING!

KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS: GROVER NORQUIST, WANTS DEEP CUTS IN MILITARY SPENDING! DO YOU AGREE WITH YOUR BELTWAY ELITE CIRCUS RINGMASTERS THAT WILL CUT DEFENSE JOBS IN OUR REGION? KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS DO YOU HAVE THE COURAGE TO DENOUNCE GROVER NORQUIST ON HIS PLAN TO HOLLOW OUT OUR MILITARY? DO BELTWAY ELITES CARE ABOUT JOBS IN OUR REGION? WHY MR. ROTHFUS, FORMER BUSH FEMA OFFICIAL, DO YOU CONSTANTLY PANDER TO BELTWAY ELITES, LIKE GROVER NORQUIST, WHEN THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT US?

CITIZEN JOURNALISTS HAVE NOT BEEN TO THE KENNEDY SCHOOL OF GOVERNMENT, LIVED IN THE BELTWAY SINCE THEY WERE 22 YEARS OLD LIKE PAUL RYAN NOR DID WE MARRY A WEALTHY BELTWAY ELITE HILL STAFFER. HOWEVER, WE DECLARE THE RYAN BUDGET A FRAUD. THE RYAN PLAN IS NOT A SERIOUS PLAN TO CUT THE BUDGET DEFECIT! THE RYAN PLAN IS ENGINEERED TO PROMOTE GRIDLOCK IN OUR NATION AND RAISE FUNDS FOR BELTWAY ELITES LIKE RYAN OR FOR BELTWAY ELITES LIKE KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS THAT WANT TO RETURN TO THE PROMISED LAND AT THE EXPENSE OF THE SENIORS IN WESTERN PA. MR. ROTHFUS, WHY DO SUPPOR THE RYAN PLAN AND WHY ARE YOU WAGING CLASS WAR AGAINST WESTERN PA SENIORS?