BREAKING NEWS: SAVE THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS’S POLL HAS CRITZ LEADING 51% TO ROTHFUS 40%! 9% ARE UNDECIDED! OUR CITIZEN JOURNALIST POLL WAS DONE PRO-BONO BY A VETERAN POLITICAL POLLSTER WHO MICRO-TARGETS PYSCHO-DEMOGRAPHICS!

Here are our top lines: 1500 likely voters polled, including cell phones; margin of error-thin! 52% approve of Critz; while 45% strongly disapprove of Rothfus. 30% of those polled consider themselves takers; 60% makers and 10% are undecided! 60% of the respondents believe Obama to be African American; 25% white; 5% not sure and 10% believe our President to be a space alien! 30% of our sample suffer from ED; 25% have had hysterectomies; 55% claim to be the products of the rhythm method gone terribly wrong! 10% have a moderate drinking problem! When asked what are your biggest concerns: 35% responded Jobs; 30% preserving social security and Medicare; 20% Energy Independence; 10% jackpot payouts at the Rivers Casino!

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS FOR THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS! “DON’T LET THE BEST OF YOURSELVES SLIP AWAY!” SAY NO TO GROVER NORQUIST AND BELTWAY LOBBYISTS THAT WANT BUY YOUR CONGRESSMAN! SAVE THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS! THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND!

GOOD MORNING WESTERN PA! TIME TO WAKE UP AND WORK THE VICTORY CENTER FOR MARK CRITZ AND THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS! TONY BENNETT SINGS GOD BLESS AMERICA FOR YOU! YOU HAVE A CONSTITUIONAL RIGHT TO A CONGRESSMAN! DON’T LET GROVER NORQUIST BUY YOUR RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO HAVE A VOICE! GOD BLESS AMERICA!

MOURDOCK AND AKIN TO KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS: STAND BY ME! AND THE FORMER EMPLOYEE OF PAT ROBERTSON DOES BECAUSE HE HAS THE ENDORSEMENT OF RICK SANTORUM! WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS WOMEN, PLEASE GOOGLE SEARCH THE RHYTHM METHOD!

WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS BELIEVE SAVE THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS NEEDS TO DEVELOP ITS OWN SET OF PLAYING CARDS TO HELP US IDENTIFY GOP CLASS WARRIOR BELTWAY GROUPS THAT WANT TO SUBVERT OUR DEMOCRACY AND BUY ANOTHER CONGRESSMAN FOR THEIR BELTWAY AND GLOBAL PLUTOCRAT INTERSTS! RUMMY YOU GAVE US A GREAT IDEA! MAYBE DEMOCRACY IS FUNCTIONING BETTER IN TIKRIT THAN IT IS IN WESTERN PA! THIS VIDEO IS IN HONOR OF THE BELTWAY “EVILDOERS” WHO BELIEVE WESTERN PENNSYLVANIANS CAN’T MAKE THEIR OWN DECISIONS WITHOUT MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF BELTWAY HELP!

FREEDOM WORKS ATTACKS CRITZ TODAY FOR NOT WANTING TO PRIVATIZE SOCIAL SECURITY OR IN THE WORDS OF BELTWAY CLASS WARRIOR PAUL RYAN, PERSONALIZE, SOCIAL SECURITY! HERE IS A VIDEO OFFERING MORE INFORMATON ON THIS OTHER GOP BELTWAY SUPER PAC TRYING TO BUY A CONGRESSMAN FOR THE BELTWAY! AS WE TOLD YOU BEFORE DEAR READERS, ALL THESE GROUPS COORDINATE AT NORQUIST’S FAMOUS BELTWAY WEDNESDAY BREAKFASTS! KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS WANTS TO BE THERE BECAUSE EXTERMIST BELTWAY RADICAL GROUPS ARE MORE IMPORTANT TO THIS FOR BUSH OFFICIAL THAN THE INTERESTS OF THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS! WHEN COALITON FORCES WERE TRYING TO CAPTURE THE SADAM REGIME THEY DEVELOPED PLAYING CARDS TO IDENTIFY “EVIL DOERS”! DO WE NEED OUR OWN WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS PLAYING CARDS TO IDENTITFY THE GOP CLASS WARRIOR BELTWAY GROUPS THAT WANT TO SUBVERT DEMOCRACY IN THE PA 12TH!

IT FEELS LIKE GROUNDHOGS DAY, THE MOVIE! SOMETIME WHEN YOU FEEL DÉJÀ VU, YOU HAVE TO REVIEW HISTORY! HERE’S AN AD TIM BURNS RAN AGAINST MARK CRITZ! MR. BURNS TOOK THE NORQUIST PLEDGE TOO! ISN’T IT AMAZING THIS BURNS AD IS ALMOST IDENTICAL TO ROTHFUS’S CLOSING ATTACK AD! WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THESE BELTWAY CLASS WARRIORS IF THERE WASN’T OBAMACARE? WOULD THESE GUYS TURN INTO GRUNTING MUTES! DO THEY HAVE ANY POSITIVE IDEAS OF THEIR OWN BESIDES GOP BELTWAY TALKING POINTS? OH WELL, AT LEAST BURNS WASN’T A FORMER BUSH OFFICIAL LIKE ROTHFUS, PRETENDING TO BE A CITIZEN’S CANDIDATE! ONCE AGAIN IT IS TIME FOR THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS TO SAY NO TO THE BELTWAY, OUR REGION IS NOT FOR SALE!