WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS MAKE AN OUTSTANDINGLY BOLD AUDACIOUS OFFER TO ALL AREA JOURNALISTS WHO WENT TO JOURNALIST SCHOOL. WE PROMISE TO NOMINATE ANYONE MAINSTREAM JOURNALIST WHO DOES AN EXPOSE ON THE REAL BIOGRAPHY OF KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS. THE CARTOON CANDIDATE DOES HAVE A REAL BIO. HE’S BEEN INVOLVED IN SOME CONTROVERSIAL PARTISAN AND EXTERMIST ACTIVITIES! WE WOULD LIKE TO WIN A PULITZER FOR TELLING THE REAL KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS STORY, BUT ONLY JOURNALISTS THAT WENT TO JOURNALISM SCHOOL QUALIFY (THAT REALLY SUCKS FOURTH ESTATE!).