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Wednesday, September 5, 2012

WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS BELIEVE THE DESPARATE ROTHFUS CAMPAIGN IS “BORROWING” HEAVILY FROM THE NEW WILL FERRELL COMEDY, THE CAMPAIGN, WHICH IS A SATIRE ON THE POISONOUS ROLE OF THE BELTWAY IN CONGRESSIONAL POLITICS! WE UNDERSTAND WHY ROTHFUS’S CRUSADE TO RETURN TO THE BELTWAY AT THE EXPENSE OF THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS WOULD BE ATTRACTED TO THIS FILM! WE ASKED JAMES CARVILLE, OUR EDITORIAL ADVISOR ABOUT THE ROTHFUS CAMPAIGN “BORROWING IDEAS FROM THIS FILM AND JAMES PROCLAIMED: “THE GOP HAVEN’T HAD A NEW IDEA SINCE HUBERT HOOVER! THESE BELTWAY SNAKEHANDLERS ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW IDEAS TO FOOL AND DISTRACT VOTERS!” JAMES, WE COULDN’T HAVE SAID IT ANY BETTER. IN HONOR OF GOP BELTWAY SNAKEHANDLERS LIKE MR. ROTHFUS, WE OFFER THE FOLLOWING CLIP FROM THE CAMPAIGN:

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