OUR EDITORIAL ADVISOR, JAMES CARVILLE, IS SO PLEASED WITH OUR WORK IN DEFENDING THE MIDDLE CLASS AGAINST “THAT GOP BELTWAY SNAKEHANDLER ROTHFUS!” THAT HE OFFERED US A $50 PRIMANTI’S GIFT CARD TO SHOW US THE LOVE! JAMES, WE LIKE PRIMANTI’S TOO BUT WE’D PREFER A BOTTLE OF THAT FINE AMERICAN BOURBON THAT YOU SERVED US IN NOLA! IT’S THE MIDDLE CLASS STUPID!