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Monday, September 3, 2012

MR. J.D. PROSE: WE REALLY ENJOYED YOUR COLUMN THIS WEEKEND. WE’D OFFER YOU TO JOIN OUR PUBLICATION BUT YOU WENT TO JOURNALISM SCHOOL! REGARDING KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS: 1. HE’S BEEN TO THE BELTWAY. 2. HE HELPED WITH THAT WORLD-CLASS KATRINA HURRICANE RELIEF EFFORT. 3. HE’S BEEN TO VIRIGINIA BEACH! JUST ASK PAT ROBERTSON! 4. HE PLAYS THE CANCER CARD. IF YOU WERE CONSTANTLY BRAGGING ABOUT YOUR CANCER TREATMENT, WOULDN’T YOU SHOW SOME LOVE TO YOUR DOCTOR AND HIS HEALTH SYSTEM? SO WHETHER MR. ROTHFUS HAS BEEN TO WALL STREET “ONLY AS A TOURIST” AS HE SUGGESTS, ISN’T OUR TOP CONCERN. WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS SUGGEST HE PROBABLY VISITED SCORES THAT FAMOUS NEW YORK STRIP CLUB, SO HE WOULD BE READY TO PARTY WITH PAUL RYAN’S YOUNG GUNS! IF KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS, THAT REGULAR GUY, WOULD BE TRUE AND OPEN ABOUT HIS OWN BIOGRAHY IT WOULD BE MUCH EASIER FOR US JOURNALISTS, CITIZEN JOUNRALISTS AND THOSE THAT ATTENDED JOURNALISM SCHOOL! MR. PROSE WE FEEL YOUR PAIN!

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