KEITH THE CANDIDATE’S MENTOR PAT ROBERSTON, SPEAKS WITH THE LORD! WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS LISTEN TO VOICES FROM THE GRAVE: THE VOICE OF PAT ROBERSTSON’S FATHER, JIM CROW SEN. ABSALAM ROBERTSON! SENATOR ROBERSTON SAYS THESE GOVERNMENT TIT-SUCKING SENIORS SHOULD STOP BADGERING KEITH ROTHFUS ABOUT THE TURZAI VOTER SUPPRESSION LAW! ACCORDING TO SENATOR ROBERTSON THE ONLY SAFETY NET FOR WESTERN PA SENIORS SHOULD BE THE GUARANTEE OF A PROPER CHRISTIAN BURIAL!