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Monday, March 26, 2012

THE AMERICAN ASSOCIATION OF WITCHDOCTORS AND LOBBYIST ALTMIRE IN COURTSHIP DANCE? SHAMANS WANT THEIR PIECE OF HEALTHCARE PIE!

After tying up nearly every special interest group from BIG HEALTHCARE,  our sources tell us that Lobbyist Altmire is being courted by a rather new group that wants to be included in the mandated coverages of ALTMIRECARE.  The group is rather old, but has only recently organized itself, THE AMERICAN WITCHDOCTORS ASSOCIATION or the AWA.    The AWA is promising to offer care at considerably lower rates than traditional medicine,  white coat syndrome is obviously not a problem, and most importantly their PAC only makes max out donations.  FYI: Witchdoctors do not oppose the medical device tax.

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