Friday, June 29, 2012
WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS ARE SO PLEASED THAT WE CAN ATTEND KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS’S FUNDRAISER TOMORROW! THANK YOU SPEAKER CANTOR FOR BUYING OUR TICKET! ESPECIALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM MIKE TURZAI ON THE VOTER SUPPRESSION PROGRAM! CAN ANYBODY TELL US WHAT IS THE DRESS CODE FOR CITIZEN JOURNALISTS AT THE ALLEGHENY COUNTRY CLUB?? WE ARE SO EXCITED WE MAY NEED AN EXTRA SHOT OF WILD TURKEY TONIGHT TO HELP US SLEEP!
Thursday, June 28, 2012
FORMER SPEAKER BOEHNER AND KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS-GOOD NEWS! SPEAKER CANTOR HAS ASKED US TO SURVEILLE YOUR FUND-RAISER THIS SATURDAY AT THE SEWICKLEY COUNTRY CLUB! FORMER SPEAKER BOEHNER AND MR. ROTHFUS-PLEASE HEAL OUR HANGOVERS, LIKE YOU DID AT THE AMBRIDGE GOLF CLUB, WITH A FEW STRONG BLOODY MARYS AND MR. BOEHNER WE’D LIKE TO SMOKE A PACK OF MALBOROS WITH YOU! WE ARE HAPPY TO BE A CONTRIBUTOR TO THE ROTHFUS CRUSADE!
KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS THE FORMER EMPLOYEE OF FAITH HEALER PAT ROBERTSON IS NOT A CREDIBLE VOICE ON HEALTHCARE! THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS AND WESTERN PA SENIORS WANT AFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE! FAITH, WHILE CERTAINLY ADMIRABLE, IS NO SUBSTITUE FOR AFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE IN WESTERN PA! FORMER BELTWAY FEMA OFFICIAL ROTHFUS, DON’T IMPOSE YOUR EXTREMIST RELIGIOUS VIEWS ON THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS!!! WE CITIZEN JOURNALIST DEMAND AFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE, THE PRESERVATION OF MEDICARE AND RELIGIOUS FREEDOM!
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Monday, June 25, 2012
OUR CITIZEN JOURNALISTS HAD AN AMUSING CONVERATION ABOUT KEITH ROTHFUS’S FEMA SERVICE WITH THE RAGING CAJUN, JAMES CARVILLE, WHO TOLD US THAT WE NEEDED TO STOP RUFUS’S (he has trouble with the pronunciation) NONSENSE TALK ABOUT BEING A HOMELAND SECURITY OFFICIAL! JAMES TOLD US THE ONLY THING THIS BELTWAY SNAKE HANDLER (KEITH THE CANDIDATE Rothfus) EVER SECURED WAS A FEW CHASTIY BELTS! WE CITIZEN JOURNALIST COULDN’T HAVE SAID IT ANY BETTER! PLEASE PRE-ORDER JAMES CARVILLE’S NEW BOOK AND HELP SAVE THE MIDDLE CLASS!
WE HEARTILY RECOMMEND "TEAVANGELICALS" A BOOK BY CBN'S WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT, DAVID BRODY, A CURRENT EMPLOYEE OF PAT ROBERTSON!!
“In a separate study by two respected professors from
Harvard and Notre Dame, data showed that people who align with the Tea Party
“’seek deeply religious elected
officials, approve of religious leaders’ engaged in politics and want
religion brought into political debates.’”
From TEAVANGELEICALS
EXCUSE OUR SILENCE! OUR CITIZEN JOURNALIST TOOK A PILMRIMAGE TO NOLA! WE VISITED THE HOME OF JAMES CARVILLE ON MAGAZINE STREET! WE CITIZEN JOURNALITS VISITED CARVILLE TO DISCUSS HIS NEW BOOK AND FEMA OFFICIAL ROTHFUS'S WORK FOR NOLA AFTER KATRINA!
OUR CITIZEN JOURNALISTS HAD AN AMUSING CONVERATION ABOUT KEITH ROTHFUS’S FEMA SERVICE WITH THE RAGING CAJUN, JAMES CARVILLE, WHO TOLD US THAT WE NEEDED TO STOP RUFUS’S (he has trouble with the pronunciation) NONSENSE TALK ABOUT BEING A HOMELAND SECURITY OFFICIAL! JAMES TOLD US THE ONLY THING THIS BELTWAY SNAKE HANDLER(KEITH THE CANDIDATE Rothfus) EVER SECURED WAS A FEW CHASTIY BELTS! WE CITIZEN JOURNALIST COULDN’T HAVE SAID IT ANY BETTER! PLEASE PRE-ORDER JAMES CARVILLE’S NEW BOOK AND HELP SAVE THE MIDDLE CLASS!
Monday, June 18, 2012
Sunday, June 17, 2012
CITIZEN JOURNALISTS FATHER DAY MESSAGE: KEITH ROTHFUS IS NO JOE THE PLUMBER! HE IS KEITH THE CANDIDATE!! WE SOLEMNLY DECLARE MR. ROTHFUS A TEA PARTY FRAUD!!
WATEGATE-JOHNSTOWNGATE??? 40TH ANNIVERSARY OF WATERGATE-A MERE COINCIDENCE
Our law enforcement sources informed we CITIZEN JOURNALISTS that the Johnstown home of Congressman Mark Critz was burglarized. According to our sources nothing much was taken because simply there was nothing much to take. Or? We CITIZEN JOURNALISTS recommend that Critz call in an electronic exterminator. These Republicans are very skilled in these black bag operations. Even if this was a mere local Republican Watergate re-enactment, the perpetuators need to be brought to justice.
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Sunday, June 10, 2012
MR. JD PROSE: YOUR COLUMN IS WHAT WE READ WHEN WE ARE NOT COMPOSING VERSE! WE CITIZEN JOUNRNALISTS WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT ROTHFUS THAT INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY! WHAT DID ROTHFUS DO FOR FEMA DURING KATRINA?
J.D. Prose covers government and politics for the Beaver County Times.
Critz hopes Medicare scare is Rothfus' Achilles' heel
If there was any speculation as to how Democratic U.S. Rep. Mark Critz would portray Edgeworth Republican Keith Rothfus in the 12th Congressional District race, it ended last week.
To be fair, Rothfus made it really easy — almost too easy — for Critz after he accepted the endorsement of the Tea Party Express at a rally Thursday in Plum. Talk about giving your opponent a helping hand.
“Millionaire Keith Rothfus” were the first three words in Critz’s press release bashing Rothfus for aligning with the same folks who think the draconian Ryan budget is just peachy.Critz’s focus, however, was on Medicare and how that same Ryan budget “ends Medicare as we know it by turning it into a voucher program, while cutting taxes for the richest Americans.”
As our friends at PoliticsPa.com pointed out Friday, Critz used the same it’s-the-end-of-Medicare-as-we-know-it attack against vanquished primary foe U.S. Rep. Jason Altmire, who supports a balanced budget amendment that critics say would devastate Medicare and Social Security.
Using “the end of Medicare” against a Democrat and a Republican? And, people say there’s no more bipartisanship!
We don’t remember the adjective “millionaire” being slapped before Altmire’s name much, though. That’s because it’s a new dig at Rothfus’ wealth via his wife, who — we were told recently — is a member of the Oliver family with, oddly enough, “Oliver money.”
For the full Pittsburgh effect, you have to say “Oliver money” with raised eyebrows and a knowing look. Kind of like this. See? (Man, we really need video, or at least a sketch artist.)
Saturday, June 9, 2012
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
SAVE THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS FROM THE RYAN PLAN
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
CITIZEN JOURNALIST TAKE ON WISCONSIN RECALL: 3 GIANT STATEWIDE ELECTIONS WITHIN A 3 YEAR SPAN-GOP VERSION OF A STIMULUS PLAN? TO HEAR THE TALKING HEADS, YOU WOULD THINK IT IS THE DREAM OF EVERY GOP GOVERNOR TO BE RECALLED!
We’ve heard of spin but what kind of screwballs are they throwing in Wisconsin?
CITIZEN JOURNALISTS OFFER FREE ADVICE TO ROTHFUS CAMPAIGN: POLITICAL RAFFLES ARE THE LATEST FUND-RAISING CRAZE! SO FORMER BELTWAY FEMA OFFICIAL ROTHFUS, DO A $30 RAFFLE WITH THE PRIZE BEING A CAMPAIGN FUNDED HEALING WITH YOUR FORMER EMPLOYER PAT ROBERTSON. A GOOD HAND LAYING BY A SAINTLY MAN, WILL BE ALOT MORE POPULAR THAN THOSE RYAN VOUCHERS!
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Monday, June 4, 2012
Friday, June 1, 2012
A CALL TO ACTION TO FORMER EMPLOYEE OF FAITH HEALER, PAT ROBERSTSON, KEITH ROTHFUS: PLEASE OFFER YOUR SERVICES IN THE AMERICAN CATHOLIC BISHOPS INVESTIGATION OF THE GIRL SCOUTS. IF MOTHER ANGELICA HAD DAUGHTERS, WOULD SHE LET THEM JOIN THE SCOUTS? WE CITIZEN JOURNALIST HAVE ALWAYS HARBORED DEEP DOUBTS ABOUT THE GIRL SCOUTS! WE BELIEVE THEIR COOKIES ARE THE WORK OF THE DEVIL! IN FACT IT WAS PROBABLY NOT EVE’S APPLE THAT SCREWED MANKIND BUT MORE LIKELY HER GIRL SCOUT COOKIES! MR. ROTHFUS PLEASE JOIN THE AMERICAN CATHOLIC BISHOPS IN SAVING THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS FROM THE AMERICAN GIRL SCOUTS!
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