BREAKING NEWS: SAVE THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS’S POLL HAS CRITZ LEADING 51% TO ROTHFUS 40%! 9% ARE UNDECIDED! OUR CITIZEN JOURNALIST POLL WAS DONE PRO-BONO BY A VETERAN POLITICAL POLLSTER WHO MICRO-TARGETS PYSCHO-DEMOGRAPHICS!

Here are our top lines: 1500 likely voters polled, including cell phones; margin of error-thin! 52% approve of Critz; while 45% strongly disapprove of Rothfus. 30% of those polled consider themselves takers; 60% makers and 10% are undecided! 60% of the respondents believe Obama to be African American; 25% white; 5% not sure and 10% believe our President to be a space alien! 30% of our sample suffer from ED; 25% have had hysterectomies; 55% claim to be the products of the rhythm method gone terribly wrong! 10% have a moderate drinking problem! When asked what are your biggest concerns: 35% responded Jobs; 30% preserving social security and Medicare; 20% Energy Independence; 10% jackpot payouts at the Rivers Casino!

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS FOR THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS! “DON’T LET THE BEST OF YOURSELVES SLIP AWAY!” SAY NO TO GROVER NORQUIST AND BELTWAY LOBBYISTS THAT WANT BUY YOUR CONGRESSMAN! SAVE THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS! THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND!

GOOD MORNING WESTERN PA! TIME TO WAKE UP AND WORK THE VICTORY CENTER FOR MARK CRITZ AND THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS! TONY BENNETT SINGS GOD BLESS AMERICA FOR YOU! YOU HAVE A CONSTITUIONAL RIGHT TO A CONGRESSMAN! DON’T LET GROVER NORQUIST BUY YOUR RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO HAVE A VOICE! GOD BLESS AMERICA!

MOURDOCK AND AKIN TO KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS: STAND BY ME! AND THE FORMER EMPLOYEE OF PAT ROBERTSON DOES BECAUSE HE HAS THE ENDORSEMENT OF RICK SANTORUM! WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS WOMEN, PLEASE GOOGLE SEARCH THE RHYTHM METHOD!

WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS BELIEVE SAVE THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS NEEDS TO DEVELOP ITS OWN SET OF PLAYING CARDS TO HELP US IDENTIFY GOP CLASS WARRIOR BELTWAY GROUPS THAT WANT TO SUBVERT OUR DEMOCRACY AND BUY ANOTHER CONGRESSMAN FOR THEIR BELTWAY AND GLOBAL PLUTOCRAT INTERSTS! RUMMY YOU GAVE US A GREAT IDEA! MAYBE DEMOCRACY IS FUNCTIONING BETTER IN TIKRIT THAN IT IS IN WESTERN PA! THIS VIDEO IS IN HONOR OF THE BELTWAY “EVILDOERS” WHO BELIEVE WESTERN PENNSYLVANIANS CAN’T MAKE THEIR OWN DECISIONS WITHOUT MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF BELTWAY HELP!

FREEDOM WORKS ATTACKS CRITZ TODAY FOR NOT WANTING TO PRIVATIZE SOCIAL SECURITY OR IN THE WORDS OF BELTWAY CLASS WARRIOR PAUL RYAN, PERSONALIZE, SOCIAL SECURITY! HERE IS A VIDEO OFFERING MORE INFORMATON ON THIS OTHER GOP BELTWAY SUPER PAC TRYING TO BUY A CONGRESSMAN FOR THE BELTWAY! AS WE TOLD YOU BEFORE DEAR READERS, ALL THESE GROUPS COORDINATE AT NORQUIST’S FAMOUS BELTWAY WEDNESDAY BREAKFASTS! KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS WANTS TO BE THERE BECAUSE EXTERMIST BELTWAY RADICAL GROUPS ARE MORE IMPORTANT TO THIS FOR BUSH OFFICIAL THAN THE INTERESTS OF THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS! WHEN COALITON FORCES WERE TRYING TO CAPTURE THE SADAM REGIME THEY DEVELOPED PLAYING CARDS TO IDENTIFY “EVIL DOERS”! DO WE NEED OUR OWN WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS PLAYING CARDS TO IDENTITFY THE GOP CLASS WARRIOR BELTWAY GROUPS THAT WANT TO SUBVERT DEMOCRACY IN THE PA 12TH!

IT FEELS LIKE GROUNDHOGS DAY, THE MOVIE! SOMETIME WHEN YOU FEEL DÉJÀ VU, YOU HAVE TO REVIEW HISTORY! HERE’S AN AD TIM BURNS RAN AGAINST MARK CRITZ! MR. BURNS TOOK THE NORQUIST PLEDGE TOO! ISN’T IT AMAZING THIS BURNS AD IS ALMOST IDENTICAL TO ROTHFUS’S CLOSING ATTACK AD! WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THESE BELTWAY CLASS WARRIORS IF THERE WASN’T OBAMACARE? WOULD THESE GUYS TURN INTO GRUNTING MUTES! DO THEY HAVE ANY POSITIVE IDEAS OF THEIR OWN BESIDES GOP BELTWAY TALKING POINTS? OH WELL, AT LEAST BURNS WASN’T A FORMER BUSH OFFICIAL LIKE ROTHFUS, PRETENDING TO BE A CITIZEN’S CANDIDATE! ONCE AGAIN IT IS TIME FOR THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS TO SAY NO TO THE BELTWAY, OUR REGION IS NOT FOR SALE!

THIS RENDIDTION OF GOD BLESS AMERICA IS TO REMIND US ALL OF MR. ROTHFUS’S SERVICE IN THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION! WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS DECLARE THIS DISTRICT IS NOT FOR SALE TO BELTWAY LOBBYISTS! GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ITS VETERANS!

IS KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS GOING TO DENOUNCE RICHARD MOURDOCK AND SHOW SOME INDEPENDENCE? PLEASE CHECK IN WITH YOUR ADVISOR, PAT ROBERTSON AND SEE IF YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO DECIEVE THE VOTERS!

WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS LOVE THE NEW CRITZ AD! WE WANT A CONGRESSMAN WHO IS FREE TO REPRESENT OUR LOCAL INTERESTS! SENATOR JOHN HEINZ AND RONALD REAGAN DID QUITE WELL BY US AND THEY DIDN’T NEED TO SIGN THE NORQUIST PLEDGE OR BE OWNED BY ANY BELTWAY LOBBYISTS! ISN’T MARK CRITZ THE TRUE HEIR TO REAGAN AND HEINZ? SAVE THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS SAYS AYE!

AS LUCK WOULD IT RICK SANTORUM’S SUPERPAC ENDORSED KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS, TODAY! ARE SANTORUM AND KEITH ROTHFUS, FORMER EMPLOYEE OF PAT ROBERTSON GOING TO DENY YOU WESTERN PA WORKING WOMEN BIRTH CONTROL? WILL THEY STAND BY APPLAUDING WHILE EXTREMIST REPUBLICANS IN THE STATE LEGISLATURE DO THEIR DIRTY WORK? AS WE WARNED YOU WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS WOMEN, START GOOGLE SEARCHING THE RHYTHM METHOD! MR. ROTHFUS IS A CLOSET EXTREMIST. HIS WORK FOR THE MOST EXTREME RIGHT-WING LAW SCHOOL IN THE NATION SHOULD BE EXPOSED BY JOURNALISTS WHO WENT TO JOURNALISM SCHOOL! WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS ARE DOING WHAT WE CAN TO WARN YOU. BY THE WAY ARE ANY OF THE SUPERPAC ADS BEING FUNDED BY PAT ROBERTSON’S EMPIRE? MR. ROTHFUS WESTERN PA WOMEN AND THEIR FAMILIES HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW!

THE BUSH NEO-CON, JOHN BOLTON WAS STUMPING FOR ROMNEY IN PHILADELPHIA YESTERDAY! ADVICE LIKE BOLTON’S CAN LEAD TO WRECKLESS ACTION BY A ROMNEY ADMINISTRATION! WILL KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS, FORMER BUSH ADMINISTRATION BUREAUCRAT DENOUNCE THE ROMNEY NEOCONS WHO WANT BOOTS ON THE GROUND IN IRAN? FORMER BUSH OFFICIAL ROTHFUS, CAN YOU BE INDEPENDENT OF YOUR GOP BELTWAY PAYMASTERS?

DOES KIETH THE CANDATE ROTHFUS WANT TO DENY WOMEN THE RIGHT TO CONTRACEPTION LIKE TODD AKIN AND JOE MOURDOCK? WESTERN PA WORKING WOMEN, START GOOGLE SEARCHING THE RHYTHM METHOD!! YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO ELECT A PAT ROBERTSON EXTREMIST LIKE KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS!

TODAY OUR RENDITION OF GOD BLESS AMERICA IS SUNG BY THAT GREAT AMERICAN LIBERAL ARCHIE BUNKER! THIS DISTRICT IS NOT FOR SALE MR. NORQUIST AND MR. ROTHFUS! THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS WANTS REPRESENTATION THAT CARES MORE ABOUT US THAN GLOBAL COMPAINIES THAT WANT TO SHIP OUR JOBS OVERSEAS! GOD BLESS AMERICA AND THIS IS A PRAYER AND A BATTLECRY!

IN HONOR OF KEEPING REAL AMERICAN DEMOCRACY ALIVE IN THE PA12TH WE WILL OFFER A DAILY RENDITION OF GOD BLESS AMERICA! WE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS MAY NOT BE BELTWAY LOBBYISTS OR GLOBAL PLUTOCRATS BUT WE HAVE A RIGHT UNDER THE CONSTITUTION FOR REPRESENTATION OF OUR CHOICE NOT GROVER NORQUISTS!

DOES THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT CARE MORE ABOUT ITS PEOPLE THAN DO BELTWAY GROUPS SUPPORTING KEITH ROTHFUS CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE OF THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS? WE BELIEVE THE ANSWER IS A RESOUNDING YES! WE CITIZENS IN THE PA 12TH NEED A CONGRESSMAN LIKE MARK CRITZ NOT BEHOLDEN TO SHADOWY BELTWAY INTEREST GROUPS AND THEIR LEADERS LIKE LOBBYIST GROVER NORQUIST! PLEASE TELL KEITH ROTHFUS THIS DISTRICT CANNOT BE BOUGHT!

MITT ROMNEY CLAIMED LAST NIGHT THAT HE IS AGAINST CHINESE CURRENCY MANIPULATION! THE CLUB FOR GROWTH, WHICH IS RUNNING HALF A MILLION IN TV ADS FOR KIETH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS, SUPPORTS CHINESE CURRENCY MANIPULATION AND WANTS OUR NATION TO CONTINUE TO FIGHT THE GLOBAL WAR FOR JOBS WITH ONE ARM TIED BEHIND OUR BACKS? WHY DOES KEITH ROTHFUS AND THE CLUB FOR GROWTH WANT TO DISARM OUR NATION IN THE WAR FOR JOBS?

WE CITIZEN JOUNALISTS HAVE COME UP WITH OUR OWN PLEDGE: WE WILL DO WHATEVER IS IN OUR POWER AS CITIZENS OF THE PA 12TH DISTRICT NOT TO ALLOW OUR CONGRESSIONAL SEAT TO BE BOUGHT BY BELTWAY AND GLOBAL FORCES THAT CARE NOTHING ABOUT OUR INTERESTS!

BREAKING NEWS: THE PITTSBURGH POST GAZETTE GIVES FULL-THROATED ENDORSEMENT TO CONGRESSMAN MARK CRITZ, FIGTHER FOR THE MIDDLE CLASS! THANK YOU POST GAZETTE FOR STANDING FOR THE PEOPLE OF THIS DISTRICT! THIS DISTRICT IS NOT FOR SALE TO THE BELTWAY! AMERICAN DEMOCRACY WILL WITHSTAND ATTEMPTS TO SUBVERT OUR DEMOCRATIC PROCESS! AS WE POST THIS, CITIZEN JOURNALIST ARE SINGING GOD BLESS AMERICA AND WE MEAN IT THIS MORNING!

DO WE HAVE A CRISIS OF DEMOCRACY RIGHT HERE IN THE PA 12TH, NOT IN LIBYA, EGYPT OR IRAN? WE CITIZEN JOURANLISTS BECOME INCREASINGLY CYNICAL ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT BEFORE OUR VERY EYES. 1. MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ARE BEING SPENT BY BELTWAY SUPER PACS WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF BUYING A CONGRESSMAN BUT FOR WHOM? THE CHINESE? AMERICAN MULTI-NATIONALS? FOR PAT ROBERTSON’S EMPIRE? 2. THE JOURNALISTS WHO WENT TO JOURNALISM SCHOOL REMAIN SILENT ABOUT THE PAST OF KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS. WHY IS MR. ROTHFUS PAST IMPORTANT? PAT ROBERTSON IS NOT JUST ANOTHER EVANGELICAL CHRISITIAN? HIS FATHER WAS A SEGRATIONIST US SENATOR, ROBERTSON HIMSELF RAN FOR PRESIDENT AND HE AND HIS OPERATIVES HAVE BEEN DETERMINED TO PLAY A DETERMINING ROLE IN THE CAPITOL. ROTHFUS’S TIES TO ROBERTSON REMAIN CONCERNING! IS RALPH REED BEHIND SOME OF THESE HEAVY EXPENDITRUES TO BUY A CONGRESSMAN? IS ROTHFUS SELLING OUT WESTERN PA WORKERS FOR THE POSSIBILTY OF THE ROBERTSON EMPIRE TO EVANGELIZE CHINA? 3. ROTHFUS WORKED FOR GEORGE BUSH, WHOSE 2 WARS ARE THE MAJOR CAUSE OF OUR DEFICIT! ROTHFUS HAS FAILED TO DESCRIBE HIS ACTIIVITIES DURING THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION AND HAS BEEN ABLE TO GET AWAY WITH PASSING HIMSELF OFF AS A TEA PARTY CANDIDATE AN ‘EDGEWORTH ATTORNEY’! WE BELIEVE A CANDIDATE FOR THE OFFICE OF A PITTSBURGH CONGRESSMAN SHOULD NOT HAVE A CHANCE TO BE ELECTED WITHOUT A THOROUGH AIRING OF SAID CANDIDATES JOB RESUME! THE BEST ESPOSE OF MR. ROTHFUS WAS DONE BY TIM MCNULTY IN APRIL OF 2010! WHY IS MR. ROTHFUS BEING GIVEN A FREE RIDE ON HIS BIO AND HIS SHADOWY BELTWAY SUPPORTERS? AMERICAN DEMOCRACY CAN LIVE OR DIE RIGHT IN THIS CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT. THIS RACE HAS BECOME MUCH BIGGER THAN CRITZ OR ROTHFUS. HAVE WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS BEEN FORCED TO BECOME THE THOMAS PAINE OF THE PA 12TH? ARE WE THE NEW DIGITAL PAMPHLETEERS OF THE DIGITAL AGE? WE BELIEVE DEMOCRACY IN THE PA 12TH ABSOLUTELY CANNOT BE BOUGHT BY BELTWAY SUPER PACS

BELTWAY GLOBAL PLOTOCRATS, THE CLUB FOR GROWTH, TRYS TO BUY THE ELECTION FOR KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS! EVERY HONEST ECONOMIST KNOWS THAT CHINA ISN’T PLAYING FAIR-IT IS PLAYING TO CREATE JOBS FOR THE CHINESE AND OUR GLOBAL PLUTOCRATS LIKE THE CLUB FOR GROWTH DON’T CARE! CLUB FOR GROWTH: CHINA DOESN’T MANIPULATE ITS CURRENCY? COME ON MAN: AND NOW YOU SAY IN YOUR OUTRAGEOUS TAX ADS THAT OUR GUY FOR THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS DOESN’T REPRESENT US? TAKE YOUR BELTWAY CLASS WARRIOR KETIH ROTHFUS AND GIVE HIM A JOB ON YOUR BELTWAY PAYROLL NOT OUR PAYROLL!

NEW YOUNG GUNS AD AGAINST CRITZ: WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? AGAIN WE SEE ANOTHER BLATANT ATTEMPT TO PLAY THE RACE CARD BY FORCES SUPPORTING ROTHFUS! CRITZ RECEIVED THE ENDORSEMENT OF THE NRA! THIS AD CLOSES WITH THE LINE: “MARK CRITZ DOES SHARE OUR VALUES!” WHAT DOES THIS LINE MEAN FROM A BELTWAY GROUP? YES YOUNG GUNS, MARK CRITZ ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT SHARE YOUR BELTWAY VALUES THAT WANT TO PRIVATIZE SOCIAL SECURITY AND VOUCHERIZE MEDICARE! HE SUPPORTS THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS! HE IS NOT A MAN WHO HAS BEEN BOUGHT BY BELTWAY CLASS WARRIORS! MARK CRITZ WANTS TO REPRESENT US! KEITH ROTHFUS WANTS TO RETURN TO THE BELTWAY AS A GOP BELTWAY CLASS WARRIOR!

WILL KEITH ROTHFUS, DENOUNCE TEA PARTY CONGRESSMAN SCOTT DESJARLAIS, WHO IS A BOGUS PRO-LIFE CONGRESSMAN WHO GAVE HIS MISTRESS AN ABORTION? WE KNOW IT’S IMPOSSIBLE MR. ROTHFUS TO SHOW INDEPENDENCE FROM YOUR BELTWAY PAYMASTERS! WE KNOW YOU HAVE SOME SKELETONS IN YOUR OWN CLOSET NAMELY YOUR SERVICE TO PRESIDENT GEORGE W BUSH AND YOUR WORK FOR FAITHHEALER PAT ROBERTSON! ROTHFUS, DENOUNCE CONGRESSMAN DESJARLAIS AND COME CLEAN WITH YOUR OWN BIO!

KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS LECTURES VOTERS ON WORLD AFFAIRS! YESTERDAY THE FORMER BUSH OFFICIAL WAS DANCING WITH PAUL RYAN. THE TOP ROMNEY FOREIGN AFFAIRS ADVISORS ARE ALL HARD-LINE NEO-CONS, JUST GOOGLE SEARCH JOHN BOLTON AND DAN SEENOR! WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS IF YOU ELECT YES MEN LIKE ROTHFUS, WE WILL BE OPENING A NEW GROUND FRONT IN IRAN AND YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS THAT ARE IN THE RESERVES WILL BE CALLED BACK! IF YOU DON’T THINK A LONG WAR WITH IRAN CAN HAPPEN, THEN ASK YOURSELF DID YOU EVER THINK THIS NATION AND YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS WOULD STILL BE IN AFGHANISTAN?

DEAR WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS SENIORS: UNDER THE RYAN CULT VIEW POINT ARE YOU A MAKER OR A TAKER? YOU’VE WORKED HARD WESTERN PA SENIORS, AND MANY OF YOU HAVE DEFENDED OUR NATION!! NOW THESE BELTWAY CLASS WARRIOR PHONYS LIKE RYAN AND ROTHFUS CLASSIFY YOU AS A TAKER! IF YOU ARE FOR HONESTY TO REPRESENT OUR REGION GET OUT AND VOTE AND VOLUNTEER FOR CONGRESSMAN MARK CRITZ! ENOUGH WITH PHONYS LIKE KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS! ROTHFUS, HIS MEGA- WEALTHY SEWICKLEY MOTHER IN LAW, AND HIS BUFFALO MOTHER ALICE ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR YOU!

KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS: IS ROMNESIA A PRE-EXISTING CONDTION??

KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS IS FOR CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM! WOW! WILL FORMER BUSH BUREAUCRAT KEITH ROTHFUS ASK BELTWAY LOBBYIST GROVER NORQUIST TO DISCLOSE WHAT FOREIGN COMPANIES, GOVERNMENTS, AND CITIZENS ARE SUBDIZING NORQUIST’S BELTWAY EFFORTS TO BUY A CONGRESSMAN FOR HIS CLIENTS WITH HIS $1.3 MILLION DOLLAR TV BUY! KEITH, YOUR STANCE ON CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM IS AS PHONY AS YOUR RESUME YOU GAVE VOTERS AT YOUR JOB INTERVIEW TO REPRESENT THIS DISTRICT?

ARE ANY JOURNALISTS WHO WENT TO JOURNALISM SCHOOL, GOING TO ASK BELTWAY CLASS WARRIOR PAUL RYAN ABOUT HIS TAX-FREE BELTWAY HOUSING, IN THE PEOPLE’S HOUSE? WHY HAS PAUL RYAN TURNED CONGRESSIONAL OFFICES INTO A YOUNG GUN FRAT HOUSE?

TOMORROW, LIKE A MOTH TO THE FLAME, KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS IS DRAWN BACK TO HIS BELTWAY CLASS WARRIOR MENTOR PAUL RYAN! WESTERN PA SENIORS, SEE THE FOLLOWING VIDEO AND SEE HOW YOU WILL BE TREATED WHEN YOU QUESTION BELTWAY ELITES ABOUT TAKING YOUR BENEFITS TO LOWER TAXES FOR THE WEALTHIEST!

BREAKING NEWS: WE ARE RECEIVING A HUGE AMOUNT OF CHATTER THAT AT THE 10/27 SPRINGSTEEN CONCERT THAT THE BOSS WILL GIVE A VERY SPECIAL BIG SHOUTOUT FOR CONGRESMAN CRITZ! A SPECIAL GUEST ON SAX IS REPORTEDLY GOING TO ACCOMPANY THE BOSS! WILL THE PITTSBURGH SPRINGSTEEN CONCERT TURN INTO RAUCUS RALLY FOR CRITZ AND THE SURVIVAL OF THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS? THE 47% OF WESTERN PA ARE GOING TO HAVE A PARTY!

GROVER NORQUIST WANTS TO TAKE TEDDY ROOSEVELT’S FACE OFF OF MOUNT RUSHMORE. ROOSEVELT IS THE FATHER OF OUR WONDERFUL NATIONAL PARKS, THAT EVEN THE 47% CAN ENJOY! NORQUIST LOVES REAGAN BUT REAGAN DIDN’T SIGN HIS PLEDGE. REAGAN WORKED WITH DEMOCRATS TO PRESERVE SOCIAL SECURITY AND MEDICARE! NORQUIST AND HIS LOCAL PURCHASE KEITH THE CANIDATE ROTHFUS JUST WANT TO STAND BY THE GOD ALMIGHTY NORQUIST PLEDGE! AREN’T THE VOTERS OF THIS REGION AND THEIR CONCERNS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE PLEDGE? ISN’T MARK CRITZ THE REAL REAGAN DEMOCRAT?

CITIZEN JOURNALISTS HAVE A GREAT IDEA: PUT BELTWAY LOBBYIST GROVER NORQUIST ON THE BALLOT IN PLACE OF KEITH THE CANIDATE ROTHFUS! THIS WOULD INCREASE TRANSPARENCY TO DISTRICT VOTERS! MR. ROTHFUS SAVE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS WANTS A REPRESENTATIVE WHO HASN’T SOLD THEIR SOUL TO A BELTWAY LOBBYIST! SHOULDN’T OUR INTERESTS COME BEFORE LOBBYIST GROVER NORQUIST’S? MR. ROTHFUS, WHAT RETURN ON INVESTMENT IS GROVER EXPECTING FROM HIS SUPPORT FOR YOUR CRUSADE TO RETURN TO THE BELTWAY?

KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS: IS BEING BORN A WOMAN IN WESTERN PA, A PRE-EXISTING CONDITION? OUR FEMALE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS THANK GOD FOR MARK CRITZ STANDING UP FOR MIDDLE CLASS WORKING WOMEN IN WESTERN PA!

THE NRA HAS ENDORSED CONGRESSMAN MARK CRITZ, A PATRIOT WHO FIGHTS BELTWAY OPPRESSION! WHY DID THE NRA ENDORSE CRITZ? WE OFFER THIS REMINDER THAT THE NRA IS CONSISTENT IN THEIR SUPPORT OF THE SECOND AMENDMENT! MR. LAPIERRE DOESN’T MAKE MISTAKES! WAYNE KNOWS WHO TRULY STANDS FOR SPORTSMAN AND GUNOWNERS AND HE CAN DETECT BELTWAY PHONYS!

WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS APPROVE THIS MESSAGE! WE KNOW THE ROTHFUS CAMPAIGN IS A VEIL OF DECEPTION!

IS MARK CRITZ’S BALANCED APPROACH TO LOWERING THE DEFECIT MAKE HIM THE REAL REAGAN CANDIDATE FOR CONGRESS IN THE PA 12TH? REAGAN DIDN’T SIGN THE NORQUIST PLEDGE AND HE SEEMED TO DO OK FOR AMERICA! WHY DID KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS SELL HIS POLITICAL SOUL TO BELTWAY LOBBYIST GROVER NORQUIST? ROTHFUS IS NOT FOR THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS!

WE MALE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS WANT TO SHARE OUR BINDER OF WOMEN WITH GOVERNOR ROMNEY: THESE WESTERN PA WOMEN ARE HOT, SPUNKY, PART OF THE 47%, CARE MORE ABOUT MEDICARE AND SOCIAL SECURITY THAN BEING DENIED CONTRACEPTION! OUR BINDER OF WOMEN WOULD LOVE TO TEACH MITT ROMENY AND HIS REGIONAL APOLOGIST KEITH ROTHFUS A THING OR TWO ABOUT REAL SENIOR WOMEN IN WESTERN PA!

WHY IS KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS ALLOWED TO SHOW UP AT HIS JOB INTERVIEW WITH THE VOTERS OF THE PA 12TH WITH HIS PHONY RESUME? IT’S INCOMPLETE!

THE AUDACITY OF A BELTWAY CLASS WARRIOR, KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS! ROTHFUS IN HIS JOHNSTOWN DEBATE OFFERED TO OPEN A JOHNSTOWN OFFICE! WOW!! KEITH HERE IS OUR SUGGESTION FOR YOUR JOHNSTOWN OFFICE, ONE OF THOSE FEMA TRAILERS THAT KATRINA VICTIMS KNEW SO WELL WHEN YOU SERVED THEM IN THE BUSH ADMINSTRATION! WE OFFER THIS THE ROTHFUS VERSION OF HOPE AND CHANGE!

BREAKING NEWS: PITTSBURGH TRIBUNE REVIEW ENDORSES BOTH ROTHFUS AND CRITZ! “THE VOTER’S CAN’T GO WRONG THIS CYCLE. A VOTE FOR EITHER KEITH ROTHFUS OR MARK CRITZ WOULD SERVE THE DISTRICT’S BEST INTERSTS THIS CYCLE.”

WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS FIND THE WHOLE PREMISE OF THE ROTHFUS CANDIDACY VERY DECEPTIVE! IF WE HEAR FROM ANOTHER REPUBLICAN THAT THEY CHOSE TO RUN FOR CONGRESS BECAUSE OF THEIR DAUGHTER (ALICE) WE WILL GET NAUSEOUS. WE HEARD THE SAME LINE FROM BURNS AND WE WILL HEAR IT AGAIN FROM THE GOP RECRUIT THAT FOLLOWS ROTHFUS. HERE IS OUR OPINION OF THE ROOTS OF THE ROTHFUS CANDIDACY AND WHY THEY MATTER: ROTHFUS HAS BEEN IN TRAINING TO BE IN THE BELTWAY EVER SINCE HIS WORK FOR PAT ROBERTSON’S RIGHT WING EXTREMIST LAW SCHOOL. ROBERTSON WANTS TO FILL UP THE NATION’S CAPITAL WITH REPRESENTATIVES WHO WILL LEGISLATE MORALITY. SO WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE AVERAGE WESTERN PA FAMILY? WHEN ROTHFUS INTRODUCES LEGISLATION TO LIMIT CONTRACEPTION OPTIONS FOR WORKING WOMEN, WOULD IT HAVE BEEN HELPFUL FOR THE VOTERS TO KNOW HIS REAL TIES TO PAT ROBERTSON? THE ROMNEY TEAM IS FILLED WITH FORMER BUSH NEOCONS! IF ROTHFUS WOULD VOTE YES FOR MILITARY ACTION IN IRAN, SHOULD THE VOTERS HAVE KNOWN THAT HE IS A FORMER BUSH ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL? THE ROTHFUS GAME OF ERASING HIS BIOGRAPHY IS GETTING OLD! JOURNALISTS WHO WENT TO JOURNALISM SCHOOL GIVING A FREE PASS ON THIS DECEPTION ARE NOT DOING THE VOTERS OF THIS REGION ANY SPECIAL FAVORS. TONIGHT ROTHFUS SAID THIS DEBATE WAS A JOB INTERVIEW AND KEITH THE CANDIDATE CONTINUES TO GET AWAY WITH FABRICATING HIS RESUME!

CITIZEN JOURNALIST REPORT ON THE JOHNSTOWN DEBATE: CRITZ HIT HARD BUT LOOKED CONGRESSIONAL! BIG VICTORY FOR CRITZ!

DEBATE QUESTIONS FOR KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS: 1. EXPLAIN YOUR WORK FOR PAT ROBERTSON? DO YOU REMAIN IN CONTACT WITH FAITH HEALER ROBERTSON? DO SUBSCRIBE TO HIS MANY CONTROVERSIAL VIEWS? 2. EXPLAIN YOUR WORK FOR THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION? WHAT DID YOU DO DURING THE FEMA RELIEF EFFORT FOR HURRICANE KATRINA? 3. WHY DO YOU PUT THE SUPPORT OF BELTWAY LOBBYIST GROVER NORQUIST ABOVE REPRESENTING THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS IN OUR REGION! 4. MR. ROTHFUS, YOU SAID ON A NUMBER OF OCCASIONS YOU ARE 100% PRO-LIFE? WILL YOU PROPOSE LEGISLATION THAT WILL DENY THE WOMEN OF WESTERN PA ANY FORM OF CONTRACEPTION BUT THE RHYTHM METHOD?

THE AMERICAN DREAM IS NOT ABOUT SOULESS, SELF-CENTERED BELTWAY CLASS WARRIORS! BELTWAY LOBBYISTS AND BELTWAY BUREAUCRATS LIKE ROTHFUS AND GROVER NORQUIST DID NOT INVENT THE AMERICAN DREAM; NOR DO THEY OWN IT! WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS STAND UP TO BELTWAY LOBBYISTS AND BUREAUCRATS! THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS WANT A CONGRESSMAN WHO REPRESENTS OUR AMERICAN DREAM NOT THE BELTWAY’S! VOTERS SAY NO TO KEITH ROTHFUS AND DON’T BE BOUGHT BY GROVER NORQUIST!

IS KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS, FORCING THE RHYTHM METHOD AS THE ONLY ALLOWABLE MEANS OF CONTRACEPTION ON WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS WOMEN? ISN’T THIS THE POSITION OF PAT ROBERTSON’S RIGHT WING LEGAL EXTREMIST FACTORY?

THE CAPITOL WAS BUILT BY SLAVES! SLAVERY IS NOW ILLEGAL! EMANCIPATE KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS FROM HIS BELTWAY SLAVE OWNER WASHINGTON LOBBYIST GROVER NORQUIST! WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS: VOTE FOR CONGRESSMAN MARK CRITZ!

GROVER NORQUIST TO KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS: “SHUT UP AND DO WHAT YOU’RE TOLD!” GIVE TAX CUTS TO THE RICH! ROTHFUS WANTS TO ATTEND NORQUIST’S WEDNESDAY BELTWAY BREAKFASTS MORE THAN HE WANTS TO REPRESENT THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS!

WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS NOMINATE KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS FOR THE BELTWAY ELITES PROFILES IN COURAGE AWARD: HE TOOK THE NORQUIST PLEDGE ; HE TOOK GROVER’S MONEY; NOW HE’S PUTTING BELTWAY GROVER NORQUIST ABOVE WESTERN PA! ROTHFUS HAS SOLD HIS POLITICAL SOUL TO RETURN TO THE BELTWAY! WOW THAT’S COURAGEOUS! DEAR VOTERS, REWARD MR. ROTHFUS FOR HIS COURAGE TO SELL OUT YOUR INTERESTS IN NOVEMBER! YOUR REVENGE IS COMING!

DOES KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS, PUT THE GROVER NORQUIST PLEDGE ABOVE THE CONSITUTION AND THE INTERESTS OF THIS NATION AND WESTERN PA? “EXTREME LIBERAL” REBPUBLICAN SENATOR TOM COBURN HAS A PROBLEM WITH NORQUIST’S ATTEMPT TO BUY WASHINGTON? SAVE THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS CALL UPON CONGRESSMAN MARK CRITZ AND JOURNALIST WHO WENT TO JOURNALISM SCHOOL TO CALL OUT KIETH ROTHFUS FOR SELLING OUT THIS REGION TO BELTWAY LOBBYIST GROVER NORQUIST!

LET’S CONSIDER FOREIGN POLICY FOR A MOMENT! THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS HAS SERVED GALLANTLY IN ALL THE DESERT CONFLICTS! SO WHAT ABOUT THE FUTURE? WE FIND IT HYPOCRITICAL THAT THE HOUSE GOP THAT CUT EMBASSY SECURITY NOW WANTS TO MAKE POLITICAL HAY OUT OF THE STEVENS ATTACK! IN THE PAST WE’VE SEEN WHEN RUMMY WANTED TO RUN A WAR ON THE CHEAP AT THE EXPENSE OF THE SAFETY OF THE US MILITARY BOOTS ON THE GROUND! WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS DO NOT BELLIEVE THAT KEITH THE CANIDATE ROTHFUS HAS THE INDEPENDENCE TO STAND UP TO THE NEOCONS THAT MAY INFILITRATE A ROMNEY ADMINISTRATION! DOES FORMER BUSH BUREAUCRAT ROTHFUS AGREE WITH ROMNEY ADVISOR JOHN BOLTON THAT WE NEED TO GET IT ON WITH IRAN? WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS DENOUNCE THE ROTHFUS-RYAN-ROMNEY PLAN TO PUT BOOTS ON THE GROUND IN IRAN!

SAVE THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS MOURNS THE DEATH OF ARLEN SPECTER, A GUY WHO HAD THE COURAGE TO TAKE ON POLITICAL EXTREMISTS OF ALL STRIPES AND A COURAGEOUS CANCER SURVIVOR WHO FOUGHT FOR INCREASED CANCER RESEARCH FUNDING. ARLEN MAY YOU REST IN PEACE AFTER A LIFETIME OF BEING A FIGHTER!

LIVING IN THE FUTURE: THE BOSS IS COMING TO PITTSBURGH ON 10/27! CITIZEN JOURNALIST SOURCES REPORT THE BOSS WILL ENDORSE CONGRESSMAN CRITZ! TAKE THAT FORMER BUSH FEMA OFFICIAL KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS AND YOUR FRIEND PAT BOONE! LIVING IN THE FUTURE NONE OF THIS HAS HAPPENED YET!

HAS KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS OUTSOURCED HIS CONVICTIONS TO BELTWAY LOBBYISTS? WHY IS NORQUIST SPENDING OVER A MILLION ON THIS FORMER BUSH ADMINISTRATION BUREAUCRAT? JEB BUSH ON THE GROVER NORQUIST PLEDGE: “I RAN FOR OFFICE THREE TIMES, I NEVER SIGNED THE PLEDGE. I DON’T BELIEVE IN OUTSOURCING MY PRINCIPLES AND CONVICTIONS!”

LEAVING THE WEXFORD CANDIDATES FORUM ONE LOCAL BUSINESSMAN WAS OVERHEARD OBSERVING: “MARK CRITZ REMINDS OF PAUL RYAN. CRITZ IS A BIT WONKISH! HE REALLY KNOWS THE ISSUES AND WESTERN PA!” WELL, DEAR READERS, WE ARE NOT READY TO DECLARE CRITZ THE FIGHTING WONK FOR THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS! AS YOU CAN LEARN FROM THIS REACTION OF THE NORTH HILLS BUSINESSMAN, IT IS REFRESHING THAT HAVING REAL EXPERIENCE IN THE REGION COUNTS! OUR READERS ARE TELLING US THAT THEY ARE NAUSEATED BY KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS CONTINUING UTTERANCES OF BELTWAY SOUNDBITES! WE DON’T KNOW IF CRITZ IS A WONK BUT REGARDING ROTHFUS THE FORMER WASHINGTON BUREAUCRAT, THERE IS NO THERE, THERE!

WE AT THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS DO NOT CONDONE VIOLENCE! WE HAVE SEEN MANY A KNIFE FIGHT AT OUR LOCAL WATERING HOLES! TONIGHT WE SAW A CLASSIC POLITICAL KNIFE FIGHT AND JOE BIDEN LEFT THAT BELTWAY CLASS WARRIOR PAUL RYAN BLOODY AND WOUNDED! THANK YOU VP BIDEN FOR FIGHTING FOR THIS NATION’S MIDDLE CLASS! WE USED TO THINK THAT ONLY MARK CRITZ, BILL CLINTON AND JAMES CARVILLE UNDERSTOOD US! WE WERE WRONG AND WE HAPPILY ADMIT OUR ERROR!

ROTHFUS WHERE IS YOUR RED LINE? WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS WORRY ABOUT NEO-CONS IN A ROMNEY-RYAN ADMINISTRATION SUCKING US INTO A WAR WITH IRAN THAT WOULD INEVITABLY LEAD TO MORE AMERICAN BOOTS ON THE GROUND! UNDOUBTLY, ANY ACTION IN IRAN WILL BE TOUGH ON US MILITARY SERVICE FAMLIES FROM THE PA 12TH DISTRICT. DOES ROTHFUS HAVE THE INDEPENDENCE OR EXPERIENCE TO PLAY A LEADERSHIP ROLE IN A PRUDENT AMERICAN FOREIGN POLICY AND A PRUDENT USE OF AMERICAN FORCE! REAL LIFE IS NOT FOX NEWS! ANY WRECKLESS ACTIONS WILL EFFECT FAMILIES IN THE PA 12TH!

REPORTS FROM OUR CITIZEN JOURNALIST CORRESPONDENT COVERING THE WEXFORD CHAMBER CANDIDATE FORUM ALERTED US THAT KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS IS NOW MORPHING INTO CRITZ LITE! NEITHER CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE SEEMS TOTALLY ESTATIC ABOUT THEIR PARTY’S PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE BUT WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING! WOW KEITH-CRITZ LITE?? WE KNOW YOUR CAMPAIGN IS DESPARATE BUT CRITZ LITE? IN HONOR OF ROTHFUS’S PERFROMANCE THIS MORNING, WE OFFER THE FOLLOWING VIDEO COMMENTARY!

PAUL RYAN, KEITH ROTHFUS’S BELTWAY MENTOR ON THE SKILL OF ARTFUL LYING!

IN ONE OF THE MORE ABSURD MOMENTS OF THIS ELECTION SEASON,AT A RECENT DEBATE JEFF FLAKE GOP ARIZONA CONGRESSMAN, DENIED HE SIGNED THE NORQUIST BELTWAY CLASS WARRIOR NO TAX PLEDGE! WOW WE THOUGHT GOP DENIAL WAS LIMITED TO KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS ALONE! MR. ROTHFUS, WE KNOW YOU ARE A BELTWAY MADE MAN, IN MR. NORQUIST’S BELTWAY FAMILY! WE AT THE SAVE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS WILL NOT LET YOU ESCAPE THE NORQUIST FAMILY!

BE CAREFUL WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS! TONIGHT KEITH ROTHFUS’S LEADER OF BELTWAY CLASS WARRIORS PAUL RYAN WILL DEBATE VP BIDEN. HE WILL SAY MANY NICE THINGS. IF YOU AREN’T A MAKER DEFINED BY MR. RYAN, BE PREPARED TO BE KICKED TO THE CURB! JUST CONFESS, DISABLED VETERANS, STRUGGLING SENIORS ON FIXED INCOMES, POOR WORKING MOTHERS AND OTHERS WHO STRUGGLE IN WESTERN PA TO MAKE ENDS MEET: YOUR ARE AMERICA’S EXCESS BAGGAGE!

MESSAGE TO CRITZ CAMPAIGN: OK KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS AND HIS FRIEND PAT BOONE WANT TO PRIVATIZE SOCIAL SECURITY AND VOUCHERIZE MEDICARE, BUT PAT BOONE SWINGS! ONE OF THE REAL GULITY PLEASURES OF WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS HAVE IS EVERY 2 YEARS TO GET A ROBOCALL FROM PAT BOONE! LIFE IS TOUGH ENOUGH FOR WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS SENIORS! DON’T TAKE AWAY OUR ROBOCALL FROM PAT BOONE!

ROTHFUS CONTINUES HIS VEIL OF DECEPTON: WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS COVERED THE ROTHFUS-CRITZ DEBATE IN BEAVER. HERE ARE OUR TAKEAWAYS: 1. THE ROTHFUS BIO, MOSTLY LIKELY PROVIDED BY THE CAMPAIGN OMITTED HIS WORK FOR BUSH IN THE BELTWAY AND HIS WORK FOR FAITH HEALER PAT ROBERTSON! IF WE HEAR ONE MORE TIME FROM THIS FORMER GOP BELTWAY BUREAUCRAT ABOUT HIS RECENT CALL TO POLITICAL SERVICE WE MIGHT DIE FROM GAGGING! 2. AS EXPECTED ROTHFUS, PLAYED THE CANCER CARD! I’VE NEVER SEEN A HAPPY PATIENT NOT GIVE A SHOUT TO THEIR PHYSICIAN! WHAT IS ROTHFUS HIDING? TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT WHERE YOU GOT YOUR CANCER TREATMENT! MR. ROTHFUS: GIVE UPMC’S JEFF ROMOFF A CHANCE TO RECRUIT YOUR SUPER SURGEON TO WESTERN PA AND DO SOME GOOD FOR THE ENTIRE REGION! 3. ROTHFUS SPOKE ABOUT HIS ABILITY TO WORK WITH THE OTHER PARTY AND MODERATES WITHIN HIS OWN TEAPARTY! MR. ROTHFUS WE DON’T SEE NEGOTIATING WITH THE DEVIL AND MODERATON ON THE CURRICULUM AT PAT ROBERTSON’S EXTREMIST LEGAL FACTORY! 4. AS WE EXPECTED, ROTHFUS DENIED ROMNEY, NOT MENTIONING HIS NAME ONCE! OBVIOUSLY ROMNEY’S RECENT ATTEMPTS TO MOVE TO THE CENTER MAY NOT BE TO EXTERMIST KEITH THE CANDIDATES LIKING! IN HONOR OF MR. ROTHFUS’S CONTINUING ATTEMPTS TO DECIEVE THE TEAPARTY, AND JOURNALISTS WHO WENT TO JOURNALISM SCHOOL, WE OFFER THIS VIDEO TRIBUTE!!!

DOES KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS BELIEVE MIDDLE CLASS WOMEN IN WESTERN PA SHOULD HAVE CONTRAPCEPTION COVERAGE? MITT ROMNEY DOESN’T! ISN’T FAMILY PLANNING AN EOCNOMIC ISSUE FOR FAMILES? DOESN’T BEING AGAINST CONTRACEPTION LEAD TO MORE ABORTIONS? DO YOU MR. ROTHFUS BELIEVE THAT STATE’S HAVE THE RIGHT TO BAN CONTRACEPTION? ROTHFUS WHERE DO YOU STAND?

THE BIG GUN, THE NRA ENDORSES MARK CRITZ FOR CONGRESS! KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS AND JOE THE PLUMBER HAVE THE ENDORSEMENT OF THE LITTLE GUNS, GUN OWNERS OF AMERICA! I GUESS THE NRA DOESN’T THINK KEITH THE CANIDATE CAN GET MUCH DONE, EVEN IN ROTHFUS’S BELOVED BELTWAY! THE NRA PICKS WINNERS!

A NEW ROTHFUS AD APPEARS WHICH IS A BRAZEN BOLD-FACED LIE! HERE ARE THE FACTS THAT KEITH THE CANDIDATE HAS FAILED TO EXPLAIN TO WESTERN PA VOTERS: 1. HE IS A BUSH WASHINGOTON BUREAUCRAT WHO SERVED IN THE FAITH-BASED INITIATIVES PARTISAN BOONDOOGLE AND WAS PART OF THE FAILED FEMA RELIEF EFFORT! 2. HE ALSO WORKED FOR PAT ROBERTSON’S RIGHT-WING EXTREMIST LAW SCHOOL. 3. HE IS SUPPORTED BY BELTWAY FIGURES LIKE GROVER NORQUIST WHO WANT TO SHACKLE THEIR BOUGHT MEN TO DO THEIR GOP BELTWAY AGENDA! 4. HE HAS NEVER CREATED A JOB IN WESTERN PA! 5. HE HAS SHOWN NO LEADERSHIP IN WESTERN PA, CIVICALLY OR PHILATROPHICALLY! WE CITIZENS AT THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE!

ON SATURDAY, THE TRIBUNE REVIEW RELEASED A POLL SHOWING A VERY TIGHT RACE IN THE CRITZ-ROTHFUS RACE! THE POLLSTERS WHO DID THIS POLL ARE THE SAME POLLSTERS WHO DID A POLL ON THE OBAMA RACE FOR THE PAGOP SHOWING OBAMA ONLY UP 2 WHILE THE REST OF THE WORLD SHOWED OBAMA NEAR OR OVER A DOUBLE DIGIT LEAD IN PA! WHY WOULD ANY POLIITCIAN OR POLITICAL COMMITTEE WANT A POLL THAT IS SO DRAMATICALLY DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHERS?-IT IS CALLED KEEPING ENTHUSIAM UP AND POLLS CAN ALSO BE USEFUL IN FUND-RAISING. SO HOW IS THE POLLSTER WHO DID THIS PA 12TH POLL CONNECTED TO THE ROTHFUS CAMPAIGN? OUR HARRISBURG SOURCES TELL US MR. LEE GENERALLY DOES POLLING FOR THE PA STATE SENATORIAL COMMITTEE. ROTHFUS’S PRINCIPAL CONSULTANTS CONTINUE TO HAVE INCREDIBLY STRONG TIES TO THAT COMMITTEE. WE ARE NOT ALLEGING THAT THE TRIBUNE REVIEW POLL WAS AN MTO POLL OR THAT ROTHFUS’S HARRISBURG CONSULTANTS MAY HAVE INFLUENCED THIS POLLSTER, WHO HAS BEEN PAID THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS BY THESE SAME CONSULTANTS IN THEIR VARIOUS ROLES. WE JUST THINK THE COZY RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE TRIBUNE REVIEW’S POLLSTER AND THE ROTHFUS CAMPAIGN MIGHT HAVE BEEN DISCLOSED. WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS KNOW LITTLE ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF POLLING AND WE DON’T HAVE FUNDING TO COMMISSION A POLL OF OUR OWN FOR THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS! WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS ALWAYS RELIGIOUSLY BELIEVE POLITCAL OPERATIVES FROM HARRISBURG AND THE BELTWAY AND AS YOU CAN LEARN IN THIS EMBEDDED VIDEO WE ALSO BELIEVE THAT HOLLYWOOD GIRLS WOULD NEVER HAVE IMPLANTS OF ANY BODY PART! FINALLY, OUR ENTHUSIASM FOR SAVING THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS REMAINS SKY HIGH!

MITT ROMNEY WANTS TO FIRE BIG BIRD! WOULD ROTHFUS-RYAN WANT TO FIRE MR. RODGERS?? YOU CAN’T BE AN AYN RAND CREATOR UNLESS YOUR WILLINGO TO FIRE SOMEONE? WESTERN PA SENIORS, DO THINK ROTHFUS-RYAN REALLY CARE 2 CENTS ABOUT YOUR MEDICARE OR SOCIAL SECURITY??

IT HAS BEEN 14 DAYS, SINCE A ROTHFUS MAILER BLACK-FACED CONGRESSMAN CRITZ! THE DESPARATE ROTHFUS CAMPAIGN HAS NOT APOLOGIZED FOR PLAYING THE RACE CARD IN THEIR MAILERS! THEY HAVE NOT BEEN TAKEN ON FOR PANDERING TO RACISTS BY JOURNALISTS WHO WENT TO JOURNALISM SCHOOL! REMEMBER INCENDIARY RACE-BAITING IS NOTHING NEW IN AMERICAN POLITICS AS THIS VIDEO SHOWS!

PAUL RYAN AND KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS WANT TO MAKE THE USA A TAX SHELTER! WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS AND WESTERN PA WE HAVE A BURGEONING DEBT PROBLEM! DO YOU THINK THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE THE WEALTHIEST PAY TO MAKE OUR NATION A TAX SHELTER! YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE MEDICARE , SOCIAL SECURITY AND COLLEGE LOANS CUT TO PAY FOR PAUL RYAN’S AMERICAN DREAM OF A TAX SHELTER FOR HIS ANY RAND CREATORS! ALWAYS REMEMBER WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS: YOU ARE IN THE 47%, THIS NATIONS EXCESS BAGGAGE, ACCORDIGN TO ROTHFUS AND RYAN!

BREAKING NEWS: ACCORDING TO CITIZEN JOURNALISTS SOURCES, KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS, CUT HIS FACE WHILE BOW HUNTING IN SOMERSET! WOW! THIS AVERAGE GUY TAKES TIME OFF THE TRAIL FOR BOW HUNTING, JUST LIKE JOHN KERRY! WOW! THE ROTHFUS CAMPAIGN IS STARTING TO RESEMBLE THE KERRY OR DUKAKSIS PRESDENTIAL CAMPAIGNS!

AT THE CLINTON RALLY, BOWZER OF SHA NA NA SHOWED UP AS USUAL TO STUMP FOR CRITZ! THE FORMER GREASER MAY HAVE LOST HIS JAGGER-LIKE BAD BOY SWAGGER BUT HE IS A GREAT FRIEND OF THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS! BOWZER SURE BEATS A PAT BOONE ROBO-CALL! CITIZEN JOURNALIST SOURCES TELL US THAT BOWZER IS CRITZ’S SECRET DEBATE COACH!

THANKS TO THE BEAVER VALLEY TIMES SOME FOOTAGE FROM THE BIG DOG’S, AMERICA’S MOST POPULAR LIVING POLITICIAN, RALLY FOR MARK CRITZ IN BEAVER!

WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS SENIORS: A NEW VIDEO WAS RELEASED TODAY IN WHICH PAUL RYAN DIVIDED AMERICA INTO MAKERS AND TAKERS! IF YOU SENIORS ARE TRYING TO PEACEFULLY ENJOY YOUR RETIREMENT, YOU FALL INTO THE TAKER CATEGORY, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DID IN YOUR LIFE OR HOW MANY YEARS OF SERVICE YOU GAVE TO DEFENDING OUR NATION! FRANKLY, THE INTERESTS OF BELTWAY CLASS WARRIORS CAN’T AFFORD YOU SENIORS ANYMORE! YOU ARE AMERICA’S EXCESS BAGGAGE! IF YOU WANT A CANDIDATE WHO IS GOING TO DEFEND YOU AND THE RIGHTS YOU WERE PROMISED THEN VOTE FOR MARK CRITZ NOT FOR ONE RYAN’S BELTWAY CLASS WARRIORS! ROTHFUS YOU CAN’T RUN FROM PAUL RYAN!

TODAY, ONE OF OUR CITIZEN JOURNALISTS GOT A MAILER FROM KEITH ROTHFUS WEARING A HARD HAT AND GIVING SOME RUBBISH ON HOW KEITH WANTS TO CREATE JOBS IN THE REGION. QUESTION: WHAT JOBS HAS KEITH CREATED IN THE REGION AND HAS ROTHFUS EVER SHOWN ANY EVIDENCE OF BEING A LEADER IN WESTERN PA? READERS: YOU ANSWER THIS QUESTION FOR YOURSELF ABOUT THIS “AVERAGE BELTWAY BUREAUCRAT”! THE PHOTO OF KEITH THE CANDIDATE IN THE HARD HAT REMINDED OF A GOLDEN OLDIE FROM CAMPAIGN’S PAST OF ANOTHER VERY PHONY POLITICAL PRETENDER!

GROVER NORQUIST WANTS TO BUY HIMSELF A CONGRESSMAN! WILL JACK ABRAMOFF BE CAMPAIGNING SOON FOR KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS? DID PAT ROBERTSON SEND IN NORQUIST FOR ROTHFUS! WESTERN PA VOTERS NEED TO UNDERSTAND ROTHFUS’S TIES TO PAT ROBERTSON!

PRESIDENT CLINTON, THE BIG DOG, DIDN’T DISAPPOINT, DEAR READERS , WE ASSURE YOU! THE BEST LINE FROM CLINTON WAS THAT: “CRITZ EVEN WHEN HE WORKS IN WASHINGTON IS LIKE WORKING NEXT DOOR TO YOU IN THE DISTRICT,” ….BECAUSE CRITZ REPRESENTS YOUR INTERESTS! OUR CITIZEN JOURNALISTS BUY WHAT FORMER PRESIDENT CLINTON IS SAYING ABOUT CRITZ! WE ALSO ADD THAT EVEN WHEN KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS IS CAMPAIGNING IN THE NORTH HILLS IT IS LIKE ROTHFUS BEING AT THE WEYRICH BREAKFAST (GROVER NORQUIST’S WEEKLY CLOSED BREAKFASTS FOR GOP BELTWAY CLASS WARRIORS) WITH ALL HIS BELTWAY ELITE SOUNDBITES! CRITZ IS FOR THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS; ROTHFUS IS FOR BELTWAY ELITES LIKE NORQUIST!

KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS DENYS HIS SERVICE TO GEORGE BUSH! ROTHFUS DENYS HIS SERVICE TO PAT ROBERTSON! THIS WEEK, ROTHFUS DENYS HIS ALLEGIANCE TO PAUL RYAN AND HIS BUDGET PLAN! WHAT’S NEXT ? WILL ROTHFUS DENY BEING 100% PRO-LIFE AND 100% PRO-RHYTHM METHOD? READERS: THIS IS HARSH BUT IF CHRIST POLLED POORLY, WOULD ROTHFUS (THIS MAN OF PRINCIPLE) DENY CHRIST TO RETURN TO THE BELTWAY?

WE’RE SO EXCITED: THE BIG DOG, WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON IS COMING! OUR CITIZEN JOURNALIST EDITOR ADVISED HIS SENIOR COLUMNISTS TO BRING AN EXTRA SUPPLY OF ADULT DIAPERS IN CASE THEIR BLADDERS AND THE CLINTON ELECTRICITY GET THE BETTER OF THEM!

AS WE REPORTED YESTERDAY, THE US CHAMBER CAME TO THE STEEL CITY TO LOOK FOR AN ASSET TO OUTSOURCE TO CHINA AND PROMOTE THE CANDIDACY OF KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS. WELL IT SEEMS THAT ANSHAN, CHINA’S STEEL CITY, WANTS AN NFL TEAM AND PARTY AUTHORITIES WERE HOPING THE US CHAMBER COULD CONVINCE AREA LEADERS TO OUTSOURCE THE STEELERS. WE CAN’T IMAGINE THIS HAPPEING SINCE THE ROONEY FAMILY SUPPORTS THE MIDDLE CLASS AND WESTERN PA! BUT……THE US CHAMBER IS VERY PERSUAIVE, THE STEELERS WOULDN’T BE BOUND BY ANY UNFAIR NFL LABOR AGREEMENTS AND MOST IMPORTANTLY ROTHFUS DOESN’T CARE BECAUSE HE IS A BUFFALO BILLS FAN!

AS CRITZ RALLIES WITH THE BIG DOG, HERE IS QUESTION FOR CAMBRIA REPUBLICAN COMMISSIONERS AND FOR JOUNRALISTS WHO WENT TO JOURNALISM SCHOOL: ARE YOU TOTALLY COMFORTABLE WITH THE ROTHFUS CAMPAIGN MAILER THAT BLACK-FACED CONGRESSMAN CRITZ, THAT APPEARED ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO? IS ANYONE EVERY GOING TO QUESTON ROTHFUS’S BLATANT ATTEMPTS TO APPEAL TO RACISTS?

WHY DOES INFAMOUS BELTWAY CLASS WARRIOR GROVER NORQUIST WANT TO BUY A WESTERN PA CONGRESSMAN AT ANY COST? NORQUIST WANTS A REPRESENTATIVE WHO PUTS THE INTERESTS OF BELTWAY CLASS WARRIORS WHO NO LONGER WANT TO PAY FOR OUR TRADITIONAL AMERICAN SOCIAL CONTRACT WITH THE AMERICAN MIDDLE CLASS AND SENIORS! QUITE FRANKLY NORQUIST AND ROTHFUS ARE AGAINST THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS AND WESTERN PA SENIORS AND OUR INTERESTS!

BREAKING NEWS: CITIZEN JOURNALIST SOURCES TELL US THAT IN A DESPARATE ATTEMPT TO BIG FOOT THE BIG DOG’S (PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON) RALLY FOR CONGRESSMAN CRITZ, THAT NEWLY ELECTED CAMBRIA GOP COMMISSIONER DOUG LEGENFELDER WILL ENDORSE KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS AT THE CAMBRIA COURTHOUSE. MR. LEGENFELDER IS A FRIENDLY WELL-INTENTIONED FIRST-TIME PUBLIC OFFICIAL WHO IN KEEPING WITH THE DOG ANALOGY COULD BE CONSIDERED A PUPPY DOG WHO HAS BEEN NEWLY HOUSEBROKEN! SO LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT: WJC FOR CRITZ; DRL FOR ROTHFUS! WOW!!

BREAKING NEWS: WE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS HAVE JUST LEARNED THAT THE US CHAMBER CAME TO TOWN TODAY FOR A LUNCHEON WITH PITTSBURGHERS WHO WANT TO SUPPORT AND ENCOURAGE OUTSOURCING OF LOCAL AREA JOBS! OUR SOURCES STRONGLY SUGGEST THAT THE US CHAMBER REPRESENTATIVES WERE PROMOTING THE CAMPAIGN OF KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS WHO HAS BEEN ENDORSED BY THE US CHAMBER FOR HIS STRONG SUPPORT OF THE AMERICAN RIGHT TO OUTSOURCE IN ORDER TO LOWER US WAGES OF OUR MIDDLE CLASS! WERE ANY OF OUR JOURNALISTS WHO WENT TO JOURNALISM SCHOOL INVITED TO THIS US CHAMBER ROADSHOW OR WAS IT A CLOSED SECRETIVE EVENT? WE UNDERSTAND THE US CHAMBER IS HUNTING FOR SOME MAJOR AREA ASSET TO OUTSOURCE TO CHINA! ANY IDEAS WHAT THESE BELTWAY ELITE ADVOCATES OF OUTSOURCING ARE LOOKING TO SHIP TO CHINA?

SINCE LAST NIGHT FOX NEWS PUT KATRINA HURRINCANE RELIEF BACK ON THE FRONTPAGE, WE NEED TO ASK ONCE AGAIN WHAT DID KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS DO TO AID HURRICANE KATRINA VICTIMS IN NEW ORLEANS, WHEN HE WAS A BUSH BELTWAY BUREAUCRAT?

DOES KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS HAVE HIS OWN “REVEREND WRIGHT” PROBLEM?

THE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS WERE PART OF A GRASSROOTS OUTCRY AGAINST GOP CLASS WARRIORS WHO WANT TO SUPPRESS MIDDLE CLASS SENIORS FROM VOTING! TODAY, ALL THOSE THAT BELIEVE THE MIDDLE CLASS IN WESTERN PA DESERVE TO HAVE THEIR VOICE HEARD WON A GREAT VICTORY! WE CALLED UPON KEITH ROTHFUS, TO USE HIS LEGAL SKILLS WELL DEVELOPED AT PAT ROBERTSON’S RIGHT-WING LEGAL EXTREMIST FACTORY, BUT HE STOOD TALL WITH THE FATHER OF PENNSYLVANIA’S VOTER SUPPRESION BILL, MIKE TURZAI! WHEN A PROFILE IN COURAGE WAS NEEDED TO DEFEND WESTERN PA SENIORS RIGHT TO VOTE ROTHFUS COWERED IN FEAR, PUTTING HIS DESIRE TO RETURN TO THE BELTWAY AHEAD OF THE SACRED RIGHT OF WESTERN PA SENIORS TO VOTE FREELY AND IN AN UNCOMPLICATED MANNER AFTER A LIFETIME OF PAYING TAXES AND VOTING!

IT IS BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH! KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS CONTINUES TO PLAY THE CANCER CARD FOR PARTISAN PURPOSES! YET, HE HAS DONE VIRTUALLY NOTHING TO SUPPORT CANCER VICTIMS OR CANCER RESEARCH IN THE PA 12TH CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT! IF TRUTH BE TOLD, RONALD MACDONALD HAS DONE MORE FOR CANCER VICTIMS! WE’VE ALL HAD SOMEONE TOUCHED BY CANCER! KEITH THE CANIDATE HAS BEEN MIA IN THE WAR ON CANCER BECAUSE HE’S BEEN TOO BUSY TRYING TO RETURN TO THE BELTWAY!

IN HIS STREAMING TOWN HALL DAILY AMERICAN INTERVIEW, KEITH THE CANDIDATE ROTHFUS, DENIED PAUL RYAN AND HIS BUDGET AFTER YEARS OF PROMOTING RYAN’S BELTWAY ELITE TAX PLAN! SO KEITH ROTHFUS DENIES HIS BELTWAY SERVICE TO PRESIDENT BUSH; NO ONE KNOWS OR ASKS HIM WHAT HE DID FOR KATRINA HURRICANE VICTIMS? KEITH ROTHFUS DENIES HIS SERVICE AND CONTINUED MENTORSHIP BY FAITH HEALER PAT ROBERTSON! WHEN THE TEA PARTY POLLS POORLY, WILL THIS EX-BUSH WASHINGTON BUREAUCRAT DENY THE TEAPARTY?

IN A STREAMING TOWN HALL WITH THE DAILY AMERICAN, KEITH ROTHFUS, FORMER BUSH ADMINSTRATION BUREAUCRAT STATED HE OPPOSES EARMARKS AND WISHES TO CONCENTRATE POWER IN THE BELTWAY IN THE VERY TRUSTWORTHTHY EXECUTIVE BRANCH. THIS POSITION IS CONTRARY TO THINKERS IN HIS OWN PARTY THAT ARE FAR CLOSER TO GRASSROOTS CONSITUTENTS LIKE CONGRESSMAN BILL SHUSTER! MR. ROTHFUS, I KNOW YOU OWE A GREAT DEAL TO YOUR BELTWAY ELITES BUT WE AT THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS WANT JOBS HERE NOT IN THE BELTWAY, EVEN IF THEY COME FROM EARMARKS. WE WOULD RATHER TRUST MARK CRITZ THAN ERIC HOLDER! WE ARE SORRY YOU THINK OTHERWISE BUT WE ARE NOT SURPRISED!

IS THE BIG DOG’S (PRESIDENT WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON) VISIT TO WESTERN PA FOR CONGRESSMAN MARK CRITZ AND THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS GIVING THE ROTHFUS CAMPAIGN A PANIC ATTACK? READERS, YOU BE THE JUDGE!

“MOVE IT ON OVER-MOVE IT ON OVER DRAG IT ON OVER LITTLE DOG BECAUSE THE BIG DOG IS MOVING IN”

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THE BIG DOG, PRESIDENT WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON IS COMING ON OCTOBER 4TH TO RALLY FOR TRUE CLINTON DEMOCRAT CONGRESSMAN MARK CRITZ IN BEAVER AND HELP US ALL SAVE THE WESTERN PA MIDDLE CLASS!

IT HAS BEEN ROUGHLY 10 DAYS SINCE THE ROTHFUS CAMPAIGN SENT OUT A MAILER BLACK-FACING CONGRESSMAN CRITZ! NO JOURNALIST WHO WENT TO JOURNALISM SCHOOL HAS WRITTEN ABOUT THIS RACIALLY CHARGED MAILER. WE KNOW THAT WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS IN THE PA 12TH! PANDERING TO RACISTS AND REDNECKS WILL NOT MOVE THIS REGION FORWARD! WE KNOW THAT THE ROTHFUS CAMPAIGN CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS MAILER! ISN’T IT TIME FOR THE ROTHFUS CAMPAIGN TO APOLOGIZE FOR BLANTANTLY PLAYING THE RACE CARD? WE OFFER THIS PAUL MCCARTNEY VIDEO AGAINST RACISM AS A SIREN CALL TO THE ROTHFUS CAMPAIGN TO JUST DO THE RIGHT THING!